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MAN: I was Flint's first mate that voyage.
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Three days east of Tortola in the Caribee.
Flint knew an island.
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That's where we buried the treasure.
Gold and blood were Flint's trademarks.
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He'd leave both behind him that day.
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♪ Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul ♪
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♪ Yo ho, heave ho ♪
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♪ There are men whose hearts ♪
♪ are as black as coal ♪
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♪ Yo ho, heave ho ♪
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♪ And they sailed their ship ♪
♪ 'cross the ocean blue ♪
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♪ A bloodthirsty captain ♪
♪ and a cutthroat crew ♪
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♪ It's as dark a tale as was ever told ♪
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♪ Of the lust for treasure ♪
♪ and the love of gold ♪
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♪ Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides ♪
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♪ Yo ho, heave ho ♪
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♪ There are hungers as strong ♪
♪ as the wind and tides ♪
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♪ Yo ho, heave ho ♪
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♪ And those buccaneers ♪
♪ drowned their sins in rum ♪
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♪ The devil himself ♪
♪ would have to call them scum ♪
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♪ Every man aboard ♪
♪ would have killed his mate ♪
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♪ For a bag of guineas ♪
♪ or a piece of eight ♪
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♪ A piece of eight ♪
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♪ A piece of eight ♪
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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♪ Hulla wacka, ulla wacka, ♪
♪ something not right ♪
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♪ Many wicked, icky things ♪
♪ gonna happen tonight ♪
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♪ Hulla wacka, moola wacka, ♪
♪ sailor man, beware ♪
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♪ When de money in de ground, ♪
♪ there'.s murder in de air ♪
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♪ Murder in the air ♪
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♪ One more time now ♪
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♪ Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones ♪
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♪ Yo ho, heave ho ♪
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♪ There are secrets that sleep ♪
♪ with old Davy Jones ♪
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♪ Yo ho, heave ho ♪
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♪ When the mainsail's set ♪
♪ and the anchor's weighed ♪
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♪ There's no turning back ♪
♪ from any course that's laid ♪
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♪ And when greed and villainy ♪
♪ sail the sea ♪
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♪ You can bet your boots ♪
♪ there'll be treachery ♪
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(LAUGHTER)
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♪ Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails ♪
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♪ Dead men tell no tales ♪
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MAN: oh, aye.
15 men went ashore that day,
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and only Flint, his own self, returned.
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Oh, aye,
and then old Flinty up and died
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Afore they could get back to that
cursed island and dig up the treasure.
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No one knows to this day
who has old Flint's map.
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ALL: Isn't that a story
worth the hearing?
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It was the first dozen times.
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I'll drink to that.
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But who has the map now, huh? Some
black-hearted, squid-sucking buccaneer?
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Or maybe it's our very own Jim Hawkins.
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Eh, Jimmy?
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If I had it,
my friends and I wouldn't be here.
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We'd be searching for
that treasure, sailing
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the seven seas on a
five-year mission,
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boldly going where no man
has gone before. That's catchy.
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Not me. If I had that treasure map,
I'd trade it for a decent meal.
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Think he'll eat this?
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Aye! Beware the one-legged man.
He's the one to fear.
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We'll watch for him.
Yeah.
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I'll watch for him,
if he's delivering a pizza.
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Even old Flinty feared him.
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If he comes round here, run for me quick.
If we see him we'll tell you.
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One leg, three heads,
couple dozen noses...
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lt'll be nay joking matter, hose nose.
The one-legged man brings death.
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Time, gentlemen!
lt's closing time.
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You pays your bills then shove off.
Out you go.
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(COW GROANS)
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Drunk again, are you?
(MOOS)
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Look at the state of this place.
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How comes it gets
to be such a pigsty?
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Pigsty? Hey!
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No offense meant, gentlemen.
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Here's to you, boys.
I'm away to my room.
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RIZZO: Thank you, Bill.
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Come back tomorrow for
our lunchtime special, roast suckling...
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Huh?
...potatoes.
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PIG: Oh. All right.
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No offense, madam.
(GRUNTS)
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(GROWLS)
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Boys, when you're finished here,
clean up in the kitchen.
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I left some table scraps for your supper.
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Oh, yes. And, boys...
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last night you forgot
to put out the lantern.
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Forget again and there'll be
no table scraps for a week.
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GONZO: You're standing on my ear.
Easy. Easy, Rizzo.
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RIZZO: Whoa!
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That's it. Steady.
I hate my life.
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I hate your life too.
If I had a life, I'd hate it.
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I should run off to sea
like my father.
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He was my age when he sailed to China.
He wound up a first mate.
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Run off to sea
and leave everybody?
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I'm an orphan.
I have no family.
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You got us.
Yeah. We're family.
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Got it.
ALL: Whoa!
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Ow!
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Some family we are.
We don't exactly look alike.
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So I'm a rat and you're a human being
and Gonzo's a...
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Whatever.
We're still family.
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But I wish my life were more
like one of Captain Bones' adventures.
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Searching for buried treasure.
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Discovering lost islands
and weird civilizations.
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Navigating with my father's old compass.
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Off to Zanzibar
to meet the Zanzibarbarians.
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Here they go again.
To the southwest, pirate galleons.
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To the southeast, multi-armed Zanzibanian
shark-women and their exploding wigs.
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WOMAN: To the northwest, dirty dishes.
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How does she do that?
Might as well start. I'll wash.
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RIZZO: I'll dry.
GONZO: I'll break.
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♪ I look around here and I want to cry ♪
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Me too.
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♪ I feel like the world is
passing me by ♪ ♪ It is. ♪
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♪ And I just can't help but wonder ♪
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♪ Am I doomed to wash and dry? ♪
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♪ And is it a curse I'm under ♪
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♪ To do it till I die? ♪
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I hope not.
Yeah.
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♪ When I could be an explorer ♪
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♪ Sailing off to distant lands ♪
♪ Not so fast. ♪
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♪ Instead of spending every afternoon ♪
♪ just getting dishpan hands ♪
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♪ My future looks like nowhere ♪
♪ that I want to be ♪
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♪ There's gotta be something better ♪
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♪ Something better ♪
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♪ There's gotta be ♪
♪ something better than this for me ♪
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Now you're talking.
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♪ If it's weird and wild ♪
♪ let's go and find it ♪
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♪ The crazier the better is what I say ♪
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That's true.
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♪ To tell the truth, ♪
♪ I really wouldn't mind it ♪
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Mind what?
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♪ If we found some place ♪
♪ with ten square meals a day ♪
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♪ Let danger call my name ♪
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♪ If it does I'm gonna hide ♪
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♪ I'll put my courage to the test ♪
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♪ And I'll be by your side ♪
♪ He'll be by your side ♪
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♪ There's gotta be ♪
♪ something better than this ♪
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♪ Something more than this ♪
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♪ I know that there's ♪
♪ so much out there to see ♪
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♪ And I know this life I'm living ♪
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♪ Can't be my destiny ♪
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♪ There's gotta be something better ♪
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♪ Something better ♪
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♪ There's gotta be ♪
♪ something better than this for me ♪
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And me!
Wait. What about me?
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♪ There's something better than this ♪
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♪ For you and me ♪
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Enough of this singing!
Rum! I need rum, lads!
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I've got the horrors!
Give me rum!
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Rum till I float!
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All right.
Just one small one.
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(WOMAN UPSTAIRS)
Don't give him any more rum!
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How does she bloody do that?
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(BOTTLES CLINK)
Shh.
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(TAPPING)
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(KNOCKING)
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(CACKLES)
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(FRENCH ACCENT) Billy Bones, it's me,
Blind Pew.
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I know you're here, Billy.
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Ah!
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You sniveling coward.
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He's some kind of a blind fiend.
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They prefer "visually challenged fiend."
I heard that.
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There's someone here. No?
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Over here!
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(GRUNTS)
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Over here.
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(MOOING)
(CACKLING)
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Billy Bones.
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I'd know
that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.
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Sir, the bar is closed.
Ah!
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Ho-ho! Aha!
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A pretty little girl, is it?
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Yes, take me to Billy Bones, my pet.
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There's no Billy Bones here
and I'm not a girl.
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I may be visually challenged,
but I can see you're lying.
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Huh?
(MARTIAL ARTS CRY)
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Good evening, Bill.
I know it's you.
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You thought you could
get away with it, didn't you?
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Just take it all for yourself
and leave your shipmates with nothing.
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We're not pleased with that.
Not at all.
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We want you to have this.
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(CACKLES)
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Oh! Argh! Who-ho-ho!
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(LAUGHS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(CAT MEOWS)
Watch where you're going, stupid cat!
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The black spot!
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(SCREAMS)
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What is the black spot?
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It's a pirate's death sentence.
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Fabulous.
They'll be coming to kill me. Tonight.
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We better help.
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It's my old sea chest they are after.
Underwear.
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I'll trick them. I'll shake out
another reef and daddle them again.
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Run that by us again in English.
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It's mine. I'm going for that treasure.
No one-legged son of a bilge rat will...
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Argh! Will ever... Argh!
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Captain Bones!
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He died?
And this is supposed to be a kids' movie.
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Jimmy Jim, Jimmy Jim,
Jim, Jim, Jim!
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You always been decent
to Billy Bones.
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I'm not Jimmy Jim,
Jimmy Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
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He's Jimmy Jim,
Jimmy Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
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Jim?
Yes, Captain?
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Jim Jimmy, Jimmy Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim?
What is it?
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Take the map.
What map?
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The map to old Flint's treasure.
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I was Flinty's first mate.
We all were, Blind Pew and me.
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Me old shipmates will gully me,
and anybody else, to get that map.
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Gullying hurts, right?
Oh, aye. A lot.
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Go to my sea chest.
Get the map.
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Oh!
Oh, yeah.
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GONZO: There.
RIZZO: I think I... No.
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Hey, guys, look!
Rizzo! Here. Look at this.
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No.
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Hey, Rizzo, look.
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It is a treasure map.
We're gonna be rich.
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RIZZO: We're gonna be dead.
Beware, lads.
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The one-legged man?
Aye.
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But also beware running with scissors
or any pointy objects.
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It's fun till somebody loses an...
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(SCREAMS)
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Captain?
(GULP)
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We are standing
in a room with a dead guy!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Jim!
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(PIRATES GROWL)
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Oh, Billy Bones!
Trick or treat?
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(CACKLING)
(ALL SCREAM)
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Don't try to hide.
You know what we want.
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Where are you, Billy Bones?
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Where are you, Billy?
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Mrs. Bluveridge!
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There's no use in hiding!
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(GROWLS)
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Can't a woman
get her beauty sleep anymore?
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Jim, what are you doing?
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Aha! Aha!
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Voilà.
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(CLOCK CHIMES)
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RIZZO: I've found the gun.
We gotta load it.
242
00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:25,734
RIZZO: Oops.
Go.
243
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:27,502
(RIZZO SNEEZES)
244
00:16:27,568 --> 00:16:29,980
GONZO: Where are the bullets?
245
00:16:30,405 --> 00:16:33,477
Billy's dead
and he hasn't got the map.
246
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:37,250
Agh! Those little girls must have it.
Yeah.
247
00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:39,120
Get them!
Yeah!
248
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:43,458
Gonzo!
I found the bullets, see? Here they are.
249
00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:45,087
Oops.
250
00:16:46,454 --> 00:16:48,195
Open up in there.
251
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:52,261
We want the map and we'll
skewer anybody who gets in the way.
252
00:16:52,326 --> 00:16:55,330
Quick, Jim. The back stairs.
253
00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,535
Come on!
254
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:58,906
Run! Run!
255
00:17:05,973 --> 00:17:09,978
Get out of my inn,
you tattooed miseries.
256
00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:16,152
Can't a woman get a night's sleep alone?
You come here.
257
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:21,028
This gun is useless.
You lost all the bullets.
258
00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:24,092
You're losing the powder.
259
00:17:24,158 --> 00:17:26,934
The map.
Tell us where it is or die.
260
00:17:26,994 --> 00:17:28,598
Argh!
261
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:31,701
DOG PIRATE: Get them!
RIZZO: Run!
262
00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:36,304
(SCREAMS)
263
00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:39,180
PIRATE: Hurry! Hurry!
Argh!
264
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:42,715
GONZO: Keep moving! Hurry!
265
00:17:44,812 --> 00:17:46,689
GONZO: Out of the way!
266
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,200
Stop!
267
00:17:58,059 --> 00:17:59,697
Oh, woof.
268
00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:03,233
Ow!
269
00:18:07,435 --> 00:18:11,747
(EXPLOSION)
GONZO: Argh! Geronimo!
270
00:18:11,806 --> 00:18:13,080
Guys!
271
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,450
What an exit.
Right through a wall.
272
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:18,184
I'm in such pain.
Come on!
273
00:18:19,113 --> 00:18:23,459
I think I smell something burning, no?
274
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:27,663
GONZO: What are we gonna do?
275
00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:30,532
We can't go home, so...
276
00:18:30,992 --> 00:18:32,869
Ooh.
Oh, no. Uh-uh.
277
00:18:32,927 --> 00:18:37,637
You're not taking me on some crazy
treasure hunt. I am staying here.
278
00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:42,078
Good idea. Then you can see what
half-burned pirates look like.
279
00:18:42,136 --> 00:18:46,175
What are we waiting for?
What about Mrs. Bluveridge?
280
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,720
MRS. BLUVERIDGE: Argh!
281
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:52,113
I'll be fine.
Run for it!
282
00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:56,355
ALL: How does she do that?
283
00:18:58,319 --> 00:19:00,390
MRS. BLUVERIDGE:
Who'll clean this up?
284
00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:05,396
Two for a penny, sir.
285
00:19:06,627 --> 00:19:09,631
Lovely hot baked potatoes.
286
00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:11,837
(YAWNS)
287
00:19:11,899 --> 00:19:14,072
Oh, what a night.
288
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,212
There it is!
Huh? Oh.
289
00:19:19,607 --> 00:19:23,783
"Trelawney and Son
Master Ship Builders."
290
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,590
Reality check, guys.
291
00:19:28,649 --> 00:19:32,927
Will some bozo give us a ship because
we show him Captain Bones' map?
292
00:19:32,987 --> 00:19:36,867
It's worth a try, Rizzo.
I don't know.
293
00:19:38,225 --> 00:19:41,672
May I help you?
Yes. Thank you.
294
00:19:41,729 --> 00:19:45,575
We wish to speak with Squire Trelawney.
We need a ship.
295
00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:50,446
Sorry. The squire's in Long Neddry
for the grouse season.
296
00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:54,509
He will return on the Feast of St. Lulu.
297
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,653
Thank you.
298
00:19:57,712 --> 00:20:00,955
Of course, his rich half-wit son,
299
00:20:01,015 --> 00:20:04,827
young Squire Trelawney's here.
300
00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:07,488
We'll see him, then.
301
00:20:09,256 --> 00:20:15,229
Gentlemen, this is definitely
a genuine, bona fide treasure map.
302
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:17,003
Oh!
Really?
303
00:20:17,064 --> 00:20:20,273
Oh, yes.
Mr. Bimbo told me so.
304
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:24,348
Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger.
He's very smart.
305
00:20:24,405 --> 00:20:27,147
He's been to the moon.
306
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,552
Thank you. Twice.
307
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:32,022
I smell a bozo.
Mm-hm.
308
00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:34,719
(BANG)
(SQUEAL)
309
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,563
(LAUGHTER)
310
00:20:37,618 --> 00:20:38,722
(COUGHING)
311
00:20:38,786 --> 00:20:41,460
Well done, Beakie.
(MEEPING)
312
00:20:41,522 --> 00:20:44,093
Now we know
that is too much gunpowder.
313
00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:45,637
(MEEPS)
314
00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:50,438
Beaker, stop fooling around.
We've got company.
315
00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:56,613
Everyone, this is Dr. Livesey
and his assistant, Beaker.
316
00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:58,947
They do research and development.
317
00:20:59,006 --> 00:21:00,451
Hello.
Mee-oh.
318
00:21:00,508 --> 00:21:05,082
We hoped to meet with your father.
We need a ship for an ocean voyage.
319
00:21:05,146 --> 00:21:08,525
Ocean? Ocean? Ocean?
320
00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:12,553
You know, the ocean -
the big, blue, wet thing.
321
00:21:13,587 --> 00:21:16,329
Oh! The big, blue, wet thing.
322
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,370
Yes!
323
00:21:18,426 --> 00:21:20,804
I know what's happening.
324
00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:25,503
You are planning to sail to this island
to dig up this treasure.
325
00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:28,604
Yes, but there are
pirates looking for this map.
326
00:21:28,669 --> 00:21:32,583
And they want to kill us for it.
Isn't that exciting?
327
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,087
Pirates, eh?
Well, that settles it.
328
00:21:36,143 --> 00:21:42,219
We'll use one of my daddy's boats
and I will finance the voyage myself.
329
00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:44,388
You'll do that?
Certainly.
330
00:21:44,452 --> 00:21:47,524
What are rich half-wit sons for?
331
00:21:54,061 --> 00:21:58,339
Here's the dock.
We're on a dock? No wonder I'm seasick.
332
00:21:58,399 --> 00:22:01,039
TRELAWNEY: Ahoy!
Morning, Squire.
333
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,638
Welcome.
334
00:22:02,703 --> 00:22:07,413
Ah! There she is, the Hispaniola.
335
00:22:07,475 --> 00:22:08,613
ALL: Ah!
336
00:22:08,676 --> 00:22:11,714
GONZO: Wow! Whoo-hoo!
337
00:22:12,613 --> 00:22:16,060
GONZO: Come on, let's go.
RIZZO: Let's go!
338
00:22:24,325 --> 00:22:26,771
"Take a cruise," you said.
339
00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:29,774
"See the world," you said.
340
00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:33,778
Now here we are
stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
341
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:37,247
It could be worse.
We could be stuck in the audience.
342
00:22:37,304 --> 00:22:39,284
(THEY LAUGH)
343
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:43,413
Mr. Bimbo, the ship is provisioned,
the crew is in place,
344
00:22:43,477 --> 00:22:48,551
and the captain should be on board
within the hour. You have been busy.
345
00:22:48,616 --> 00:22:49,959
Yuch!
346
00:22:50,017 --> 00:22:53,021
Look there goes Jim.
Yeah.
347
00:22:53,954 --> 00:22:57,060
Look it's the boat-steering thing.
348
00:22:57,124 --> 00:22:59,161
This is called the helm.
349
00:22:59,226 --> 00:23:03,675
Hey, how does it feel,
Captain Hawkins?
350
00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:09,147
It feels like we're really doing it.
Like we're finally having an adventure.
351
00:23:09,203 --> 00:23:12,184
I'm starving.
Where's the kitchen?
352
00:23:12,239 --> 00:23:13,411
(GROANS)
353
00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:18,685
MAN: ♪ Heigh ho, and up she rises ♪
Something smells good.
354
00:23:18,746 --> 00:23:21,659
GONZO: Cool.
MAN: ♪ Heigh ho, and up she rises ♪
355
00:23:21,715 --> 00:23:25,288
♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
356
00:23:25,352 --> 00:23:28,333
♪ Put him in the longboat ♪
♪ until he's sober ♪
357
00:23:28,556 --> 00:23:31,400
♪ Put him in the longboat ♪
♪ till he's sober ♪
358
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:34,367
♪ Put him in the longboat ♪
♪ till he's sober ♪
359
00:23:34,428 --> 00:23:36,931
♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
(CLEARS THROAT)
360
00:23:36,997 --> 00:23:39,705
What have we here? Stowaways.
361
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:44,910
I'm afraid we shish-kebab
and barbecue stowaways on this ship.
362
00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:46,918
(WHIMPERS)
363
00:23:47,975 --> 00:23:49,852
(LAUGHTER)
364
00:23:53,581 --> 00:23:57,620
I know, you must be the cabin boys.
Yeah.
365
00:23:57,685 --> 00:24:02,634
Hungry, lads? In my galley
you're always welcome to help yourselves.
366
00:24:02,690 --> 00:24:05,136
Yes! Thank you!
Whooo!
367
00:24:05,192 --> 00:24:07,638
Yahoo!
(LAUGHS)
368
00:24:07,695 --> 00:24:09,800
Oh, yes!
369
00:24:10,698 --> 00:24:13,907
He's got a healthy appetite.
How about you?
370
00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:16,175
Huh?
Here.
371
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,376
Hey, thank you.
372
00:24:18,439 --> 00:24:20,976
My name is Gonzo.
He's Rizzo.
373
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:23,180
(EATS NOISILY) Yo!
374
00:24:24,712 --> 00:24:28,524
You must be Master Hawkins.
Yes, sir.
375
00:24:28,582 --> 00:24:32,189
You needn't call
a lowly ship's cook "sir."
376
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:36,292
Long John Silver,
at your humble service.
377
00:24:36,357 --> 00:24:38,997
We're just cabin boys, Mr. Silver.
378
00:24:39,059 --> 00:24:43,303
Long John to his friends.
379
00:24:43,364 --> 00:24:49,645
And believe me, a friend you can trust
is worth his weight in gold.
380
00:24:49,703 --> 00:24:54,652
There's many a dark-hearted scoundrel
in these ports.
381
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:57,211
What do you mean? Pirates?
Shh!
382
00:24:57,278 --> 00:25:02,057
Pirates? That's rich.
What an imagination. Give me a cracker.
383
00:25:02,116 --> 00:25:05,359
Allow me to introduce
my pet lobster, Polly.
384
00:25:05,419 --> 00:25:07,831
Pieces of eight!
(SQUAWKS)
385
00:25:07,888 --> 00:25:13,304
I raised him from a fingerling. As fine
a crustacean as a man could ask for.
386
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,534
I thought sailors
had talking parrots.
387
00:25:16,597 --> 00:25:18,873
Talking parrots?
388
00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:23,382
What an imagination.
First pirates, now talking parrots.
389
00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:27,544
What's next? A singing, dancing mouse
with his own amusement park?
390
00:25:27,608 --> 00:25:29,747
That's enough, Polly.
Shoo!
391
00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:32,450
Argh!
(CRASH)
392
00:25:32,513 --> 00:25:37,292
I'm gonna give you
a cook's tour of this fine ship.
393
00:25:37,351 --> 00:25:42,232
If you're gonna be the cook on this ship,
I am gonna need bigger pants.
394
00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:45,133
(LAUGHS)
395
00:25:49,229 --> 00:25:51,766
What's the matter, lads?
396
00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:56,337
Oh, that?
397
00:25:56,403 --> 00:26:01,477
Lost that timber fighting brigands
off Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.
398
00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:06,013
There's many a man lost a leg and worse
in the service of the king.
399
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:10,586
Why, look what a cannibal took off me
400
00:26:10,651 --> 00:26:13,655
in exchange for me own life.
401
00:26:21,695 --> 00:26:24,175
You're a fine pair of lads.
402
00:26:24,231 --> 00:26:27,178
Bright as buttons.
(BELL RINGS)
403
00:26:27,234 --> 00:26:30,181
MAN: All hands on deck!
Come on.
404
00:26:31,638 --> 00:26:36,712
Chop-chop. Look lively.
The captain will be here soon.
405
00:26:37,144 --> 00:26:39,385
Chop-chop.
406
00:26:41,415 --> 00:26:44,362
Who's that?
Mr. Arrow, the first mate.
407
00:26:44,418 --> 00:26:45,897
A capital fellow.
408
00:26:45,953 --> 00:26:47,864
(FANFARE)
409
00:26:47,921 --> 00:26:51,061
The captain approaches.
410
00:26:55,396 --> 00:27:00,436
Move aside. Make ready for the captain!
Lallygaggers will suffer his wrath.
411
00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:04,142
Is this captain bad-tempered?
ls he bad-tempered?
412
00:27:04,204 --> 00:27:10,382
The man is a raging volcano. Tormented
by inner demons mortals cannot fathom.
413
00:27:10,444 --> 00:27:12,720
He's got demons? Cool.
414
00:27:25,459 --> 00:27:27,405
Maniac!
415
00:27:51,752 --> 00:27:53,789
Heigh ho, everyone.
416
00:27:53,854 --> 00:27:56,562
That's the raging volcano?
417
00:27:56,623 --> 00:28:00,571
He's a frog!
Maybe he gets hopping mad.
418
00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:03,733
Hopping mad!
(LAUGHTER)
419
00:28:03,797 --> 00:28:05,970
(WHISTLE)
420
00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:14,485
Piping aboard
Captain Abraham Smollett.
421
00:28:16,043 --> 00:28:18,455
Good day, Mr. Arrow.
422
00:28:22,349 --> 00:28:25,922
I knew it. He's furious.
423
00:28:25,986 --> 00:28:27,397
You there.
Me?
424
00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:31,903
You were in charge of railing dust.
30 lashes, then walk the plank.
425
00:28:31,959 --> 00:28:36,635
I didn't say that.
I was anticipating your whim.
426
00:28:36,697 --> 00:28:38,608
Hm.
427
00:28:38,665 --> 00:28:41,578
You must be the cabin boys.
Yes, sir.
428
00:28:41,635 --> 00:28:44,946
Which one of you is Hawkins?
I am.
429
00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:47,952
I knew your father.
He was a good man.
430
00:28:48,008 --> 00:28:51,512
Thank you, sir.
Well...
431
00:28:51,578 --> 00:28:55,048
This is shaping up
to be a fine voyage, lads.
432
00:28:55,115 --> 00:28:57,789
Oh, yes, indeed.
433
00:28:57,851 --> 00:29:00,457
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
434
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:05,027
One leg, Jim. One.
Remember what Billy Bones said.
435
00:29:05,092 --> 00:29:07,402
Gonzo, he seems all right.
436
00:29:07,461 --> 00:29:10,772
Long John's only a cook.
How dangerous could he be?
437
00:29:10,831 --> 00:29:14,301
I don't know, but I...
Where's Rizzo?
438
00:29:14,368 --> 00:29:17,474
Enjoy your cruise, sir. Next!
439
00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:21,281
Have your checks
made out to Rat Tours Limited.
440
00:29:21,341 --> 00:29:25,812
Remember, we put the "rat" in "pirate."
441
00:29:25,879 --> 00:29:28,291
Thank you, Mr. Plagueman. Next!
442
00:29:28,348 --> 00:29:30,954
What are you doing?
What?
443
00:29:31,018 --> 00:29:35,489
I figure if the treasure map's a dud,
the trip won't be a total loss,
444
00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:37,502
financially speaking.
445
00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:41,131
The wind seems to be freshening.
The tide is with us.
446
00:29:41,195 --> 00:29:44,335
Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun.
447
00:29:44,398 --> 00:29:47,402
This voyage has begun.
448
00:29:47,467 --> 00:29:50,175
Raise the gangplank.
449
00:29:50,237 --> 00:29:51,910
Let go forward line.
450
00:29:51,972 --> 00:29:54,077
Let go aft line.
451
00:29:54,141 --> 00:29:58,453
Hard to starboard.
Any man caught dawdling will be shot.
452
00:29:58,512 --> 00:30:00,617
I didn't say that.
I was paraphrasing.
453
00:30:00,681 --> 00:30:05,061
Mr. Arrow, just set the sails.
Set the sails!
454
00:30:08,121 --> 00:30:11,864
MAN RAT: I'll miss you!
I said I'll miss you!
455
00:30:11,925 --> 00:30:15,532
WOMAN RAT: Goodbye!
MAN RAT: Goodbye!
456
00:30:21,735 --> 00:30:24,545
♪ When the course is laid ♪
♪ and the anchor's weighed ♪
457
00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:27,085
♪ A sailor's blood begins racing ♪
458
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:30,121
♪ With our hearts unbound ♪
♪ and our flag unfurled ♪
459
00:30:30,177 --> 00:30:32,987
♪ We're under way ♪
♪ and off to see the world ♪
460
00:30:33,046 --> 00:30:35,686
♪ Under way and off to see the world ♪
461
00:30:35,749 --> 00:30:38,559
♪ Heigh ho, we'll go ♪
462
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:41,156
♪ Anywhere the wind is blowing ♪
463
00:30:41,221 --> 00:30:44,498
♪ Manly men are we ♪
464
00:30:45,392 --> 00:30:48,134
♪ Sailing for adventure ♪
♪ on the deep blue sea ♪
465
00:30:48,662 --> 00:30:53,407
Safely, now. Let's not get sloppy
just because we're singing.
466
00:30:53,467 --> 00:30:56,346
♪ Danger walks the deck, ♪
♪ we say, "What the heck?" ♪
467
00:30:56,403 --> 00:30:58,679
♪ We laugh at the perils we're facing ♪
468
00:30:59,106 --> 00:31:04,784
♪ Every storm we ride is its own reward ♪
♪ And people die by falling overboard ♪
469
00:31:04,845 --> 00:31:07,291
♪ People die by falling overboard ♪
470
00:31:07,347 --> 00:31:10,328
♪ Heigh ho, we'll go ♪
471
00:31:10,384 --> 00:31:12,990
♪ Anywhere the wind is blowing ♪
472
00:31:13,053 --> 00:31:17,126
♪ Hoist the sails and sing ♪
473
00:31:17,190 --> 00:31:20,967
♪ Sailing for adventure ♪
♪ on the big, blue, wet thing ♪
474
00:31:21,862 --> 00:31:25,674
♪ I love to see 'em cry ♪
♪ when they walk the plank ♪
475
00:31:25,732 --> 00:31:29,976
♪ I prefer to cut a throat ♪
476
00:31:30,037 --> 00:31:33,849
♪ I love to hang 'em high and watch ♪ ♪
their little feet try to walk in the air ♪
477
00:31:33,907 --> 00:31:37,753
♪ While their faces turn blue ♪
♪ Just kidding. ♪
478
00:31:37,811 --> 00:31:40,553
♪ It's a good life on a boat ♪
479
00:31:40,614 --> 00:31:43,424
♪ There are distant lands ♪
♪ with burning sands ♪
480
00:31:43,483 --> 00:31:45,986
♪ That call across the oceans ♪
481
00:31:46,053 --> 00:31:48,863
♪ There are bingo games ♪
♪ every fun-filled day ♪
482
00:31:48,922 --> 00:31:51,766
♪ And Margaritas at the midnight buffet ♪
483
00:31:51,825 --> 00:31:54,635
♪ Margaritas at the midnight buffet ♪
484
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:57,437
♪ Heigh ho, we'll go ♪
485
00:31:57,497 --> 00:32:00,205
♪ Anywhere the wind is blowing ♪
486
00:32:00,267 --> 00:32:04,215
♪ Should have took a train ♪
487
00:32:04,271 --> 00:32:06,842
♪ Sailing for adventure ♪
♪ on the bounding main ♪
488
00:32:06,907 --> 00:32:09,478
♪ The salty breezes whisper ♪
489
00:32:09,543 --> 00:32:12,251
♪ Who knows what lies ahead? ♪
490
00:32:12,312 --> 00:32:14,986
♪ I just know I was born to lead ♪
491
00:32:15,048 --> 00:32:18,029
♪ The life my father led ♪
492
00:32:18,085 --> 00:32:20,691
♪ The stars will be our compass ♪
493
00:32:20,754 --> 00:32:23,496
♪ Wherever we may roam ♪
494
00:32:23,557 --> 00:32:26,128
♪ And our mates will always be ♪
495
00:32:26,193 --> 00:32:28,901
♪ Just like a family ♪
496
00:32:28,962 --> 00:32:32,000
♪ And though we may put into port ♪
497
00:32:32,065 --> 00:32:35,012
♪ The sea is always home ♪
498
00:32:35,068 --> 00:32:40,347
Mr. Bimbo, I didn't know you had
such a good voice. You're welcome.
499
00:32:40,407 --> 00:32:43,286
♪ We'll chase our dreams ♪
♪ standing on our own ♪
500
00:32:43,343 --> 00:32:46,085
♪ Over the horizon ♪
♪ to the great unknown ♪
501
00:32:46,146 --> 00:32:48,786
♪ Heigh ho, we'll go ♪
502
00:32:48,849 --> 00:32:51,728
♪ Anywhere the wind is blowing ♪
503
00:32:51,785 --> 00:32:55,858
♪ Bold and brave and free ♪
504
00:32:55,922 --> 00:32:58,266
♪ Sailing for adventure ♪
♪ lt's so nauseating ♪
505
00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:01,169
♪ Sailing for adventure ♪
♪ So exhilarating ♪
506
00:33:01,228 --> 00:33:04,072
♪ Sailing for adventure ♪
♪ We're all celebrating ♪
507
00:33:04,131 --> 00:33:09,604
♪ On the deep blue sea ♪
508
00:33:10,170 --> 00:33:12,411
GONZO: Whoo-hoo!
RIZZO: Ahoy!
509
00:33:12,739 --> 00:33:14,912
(WHISTLE)
510
00:33:16,943 --> 00:33:19,287
Roll call.
511
00:33:21,448 --> 00:33:23,928
Long John Silver?
Aye aye, sir!
512
00:33:23,984 --> 00:33:26,521
Short Stack Stevens?
Aye.
513
00:33:26,586 --> 00:33:28,463
One-Eyed Jack?
Aye.
514
00:33:28,522 --> 00:33:30,729
Black-Eyed Pea?
Here.
515
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,634
Walleyed Pike?
Aye.
516
00:33:32,692 --> 00:33:34,899
Polly Lobster?
(SQUAWKS)
517
00:33:34,961 --> 00:33:37,305
Mad Monty?
Aye.
518
00:33:37,364 --> 00:33:40,402
Sweetums?
Aye.
519
00:33:41,635 --> 00:33:43,342
Old Tom?
Aye aye.
520
00:33:43,403 --> 00:33:45,440
Real Old Tom?
Aye.
521
00:33:45,505 --> 00:33:48,111
Dead Tom?
Aye aye.
522
00:33:48,175 --> 00:33:50,121
(WHIMPERS)
Cool.
523
00:33:52,546 --> 00:33:54,583
Clueless Morgan?
Huh?
524
00:33:54,648 --> 00:33:56,924
Headless Bill?
525
00:33:57,150 --> 00:33:59,460
Headless Bill?
526
00:34:04,357 --> 00:34:08,134
Big Fat Ugly Bug-face
Baby-eating O'Brien?
527
00:34:08,728 --> 00:34:10,969
(GRUFFLY) Aye.
528
00:34:12,799 --> 00:34:14,642
(CLEARS THROAT)
529
00:34:14,701 --> 00:34:17,375
Angel Marie?
Aye aye.
530
00:34:17,804 --> 00:34:20,375
Hm. Hm, hm.
531
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,113
Uh, uh...
532
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:26,183
Gentlemen, may I see you
in my cabin immediately?
533
00:34:26,246 --> 00:34:27,657
Mm-hm.
534
00:34:27,714 --> 00:34:32,925
Who hired this crew? This is the seediest
bunch of cutthroats I have ever seen!
535
00:34:32,986 --> 00:34:35,296
So, who hired 'em?
536
00:34:41,495 --> 00:34:45,375
Your finger hired the crew?
No, that's silly.
537
00:34:45,432 --> 00:34:49,005
The man who lives in my finger
hired the crew. Mr. Bimbo.
538
00:34:49,069 --> 00:34:51,106
What? Ah!
539
00:34:51,171 --> 00:34:55,210
He relied on the advice of our cook,
Long John Silver.
540
00:34:55,275 --> 00:34:56,686
(GROANS)
541
00:34:56,743 --> 00:35:00,316
A cook and a guy
who lives in a bear's finger?
542
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:02,326
Exactly.
543
00:35:02,382 --> 00:35:04,555
(THEY SIGH)
544
00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:07,098
I'm worrying about this voyage.
545
00:35:07,153 --> 00:35:12,227
Jim, Bones gave you the map, but I hope
you'll give it to me for safekeeping.
546
00:35:12,292 --> 00:35:15,205
I'LL BE CAREFUL WITH IT.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
547
00:35:22,869 --> 00:35:27,648
Begging your pardon,
but I've come with a treat for you.
548
00:35:27,707 --> 00:35:30,745
'Tis my very own best brandy,
549
00:35:30,810 --> 00:35:37,318
laid down by the brothers of
Buckfast Abbey, vintage 1737,
550
00:35:37,384 --> 00:35:40,490
to toast to a prosperous voyage.
551
00:35:40,554 --> 00:35:41,692
Oh, spiffy.
552
00:35:41,755 --> 00:35:46,033
I'm sorry,
but I won't allow drinking on this voyage.
553
00:35:46,092 --> 00:35:47,867
Rules are rules.
554
00:35:47,928 --> 00:35:52,775
But 'tis a tradition for the officers
to toast to the success of a voyage.
555
00:35:52,832 --> 00:35:57,178
Very true.
We must set an example for this crew.
556
00:35:57,237 --> 00:35:59,615
There will be no alcohol.
557
00:35:59,673 --> 00:36:03,621
Sir, but I can vouch
for this crew myself.
558
00:36:03,677 --> 00:36:06,419
You could sail
to heaven and back with them.
559
00:36:06,479 --> 00:36:09,585
I'm afraid I disagree with you.
Oh.
560
00:36:09,649 --> 00:36:12,858
WOMAN: Argh!
Knock it off with the booze.
561
00:36:12,919 --> 00:36:17,766
It's peeling the paint off of
the shuffleboard court. Come on, girls.
562
00:36:17,824 --> 00:36:20,361
This conversation is finished.
563
00:36:20,427 --> 00:36:22,839
I understand, sir.
564
00:36:22,896 --> 00:36:24,967
I shall tend to my duty
565
00:36:25,031 --> 00:36:30,447
and see to it that every drop of alcohol
is thrown overboard.
566
00:36:30,503 --> 00:36:33,712
Come on, Jim.
Don't bother Captain.
567
00:36:33,773 --> 00:36:36,310
You can go if you want to, Jim.
568
00:36:36,376 --> 00:36:38,356
Come on.
Yeah.
569
00:36:39,613 --> 00:36:42,822
Well, the human beings
want to hang out together.
570
00:36:42,882 --> 00:36:45,419
Don't want to be with a rat and a...
571
00:36:45,485 --> 00:36:47,362
Whatever.
Yeah. Huh.
572
00:36:52,025 --> 00:36:54,198
(BAND PLAYS WALTZ)
573
00:36:59,165 --> 00:37:01,202
Say cheese.
Cheese!
574
00:37:01,267 --> 00:37:03,543
Oh, that's great.
575
00:37:03,603 --> 00:37:05,776
Cute couple.
576
00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:13,685
FEMALE RAT: Stop it!
(KISSING)
577
00:37:13,747 --> 00:37:17,194
MALE RAT: I never felt like this before.
578
00:37:18,084 --> 00:37:21,293
Denise, what I'm trying to say...
Yes?
579
00:37:21,354 --> 00:37:24,358
What I mean to say is I...
Yes?
580
00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:35,502
I'm sorry your present didn't work out.
Oh, Jim.
581
00:37:35,568 --> 00:37:40,847
Smollett sails by rules and laws.
That's what a captain does.
582
00:37:40,907 --> 00:37:44,150
Me, I sails by the stars.
583
00:37:44,210 --> 00:37:46,486
Stars?
584
00:37:46,546 --> 00:37:50,551
North, Jim.
Find me north out there among them stars.
585
00:37:50,617 --> 00:37:53,029
Well, that's easy.
586
00:37:53,086 --> 00:37:56,295
But what if you don't have a compass?
Don't drop it.
587
00:37:56,356 --> 00:38:00,805
It was my father's.
lt's all I have of his. Please.
588
00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:03,500
I'm sorry, lad.
589
00:38:03,563 --> 00:38:05,702
I were only foolin'.
590
00:38:09,202 --> 00:38:12,911
How old were you when he died?
Seven.
591
00:38:16,342 --> 00:38:20,154
I were eight when my father died at sea.
First mate, he was.
592
00:38:20,213 --> 00:38:23,194
My father was a first mate too.
593
00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:26,086
Was he, now?
594
00:38:26,152 --> 00:38:29,463
By the powers,
what a coincidence.
595
00:38:31,891 --> 00:38:35,703
Now, Jim. That be Polaris.
596
00:38:35,762 --> 00:38:40,006
The North Star.
Even in the China Sea, that's north.
597
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:45,178
North. Polaris.
So we must be heading southwest.
598
00:38:45,238 --> 00:38:49,277
Smart as paint you are, lad.
Smart as paint.
599
00:38:50,410 --> 00:38:53,914
Now, that gets old Long John
to wonderin'.
600
00:38:57,517 --> 00:39:01,090
Why would we be sailing southwest?
601
00:39:01,821 --> 00:39:05,378
The scuttlebutt among
the crew is that we're
602
00:39:05,393 --> 00:39:08,568
sailing for buried
treasure, and, uh...
603
00:39:08,628 --> 00:39:12,303
someone on board has a map.
604
00:39:18,505 --> 00:39:21,486
'Course, it's none of my concern.
605
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:23,782
I'm just a ship's cook.
606
00:39:23,843 --> 00:39:28,087
Such matters are best suited
to Captain Smollett. He runs this ship.
607
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:31,618
You could captain this ship.
608
00:39:31,684 --> 00:39:33,994
That I could, lad.
609
00:39:34,888 --> 00:39:37,391
Maybe someday I will.
610
00:39:42,462 --> 00:39:44,635
(LONG JOHN LAUGHS)
611
00:39:48,434 --> 00:39:50,937
Moonlight swim?
OK.
612
00:40:01,548 --> 00:40:07,692
WOMAN: Smolly, my love for you
is deeper than the deep blue sea.
613
00:40:47,293 --> 00:40:48,328
(LAUGHTER)
614
00:40:48,394 --> 00:40:50,897
Get on with you. Go on.
615
00:40:52,298 --> 00:40:54,471
GONZO: Hi, Jim.
Hello.
616
00:40:54,534 --> 00:40:58,209
Hi, Long John.
Fellas, good morning.
617
00:40:58,271 --> 00:41:01,150
At least one of us
is having a good time.
618
00:41:01,207 --> 00:41:03,016
It's not so bad.
619
00:41:03,076 --> 00:41:08,492
Angel Marie said that he'd throw a line out
the back and let me drag along the bottom.
620
00:41:08,548 --> 00:41:12,462
I don't know about this crew.
I feel like they're waiting to pounce.
621
00:41:12,518 --> 00:41:14,759
That's just your imagination.
622
00:41:14,821 --> 00:41:17,495
(CLUELESS CACKLES)
(RIZZO SCREAMS)
623
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:22,538
This is a figment of my imagination?
Whoa.
624
00:41:22,595 --> 00:41:27,408
Tell us where the map is,
or we'll tear you limb from limb!
625
00:41:27,467 --> 00:41:30,073
My friend and I will never tell.
626
00:41:30,136 --> 00:41:35,176
RIZZO: There could be
extenuating circumstances. I mean...
627
00:41:35,241 --> 00:41:37,118
Maybe they'll ask nice.
628
00:41:37,176 --> 00:41:39,178
In your dreams.
Do it, Monty.
629
00:41:39,245 --> 00:41:41,452
Yeah! Do it to me.
630
00:41:43,116 --> 00:41:45,653
Whoa! Oh!
631
00:41:45,718 --> 00:41:47,698
Yes!
632
00:41:47,754 --> 00:41:50,826
No. I can't look.
Look at this!
633
00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:53,268
I'm taller! This is so cool.
634
00:41:53,326 --> 00:41:56,671
I may even have a future with the NBA!
635
00:41:56,729 --> 00:41:59,903
This won't work. He likes it.
Let's torture the rat.
636
00:41:59,966 --> 00:42:02,913
Huh? No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
637
00:42:02,969 --> 00:42:05,074
Oh, no, no!
Yes!
638
00:42:05,138 --> 00:42:08,415
No! No. Please, no!
I hate basketball.
639
00:42:08,474 --> 00:42:12,081
I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat.
640
00:42:12,145 --> 00:42:14,352
(SCREAMS)
641
00:42:15,715 --> 00:42:18,992
I say, this does not look safe.
642
00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:20,531
(SIZZLING)
643
00:42:20,586 --> 00:42:22,691
(SQUEALS)
644
00:42:22,755 --> 00:42:24,325
What? What?
645
00:42:24,390 --> 00:42:27,735
I burnt my hand.
Kiss it or something.
646
00:42:27,794 --> 00:42:29,296
(GONZO LAUGHS)
647
00:42:31,631 --> 00:42:34,976
Oh! Poodly, poodly, poodly, poodly!
648
00:42:35,034 --> 00:42:38,607
Mr. Arrow, lock them up
for the remainder of the voyage.
649
00:42:38,671 --> 00:42:42,346
Yes, sir.
You can't hold us. Stop crying.
650
00:42:42,408 --> 00:42:45,321
Move along.
Move along.
651
00:42:47,613 --> 00:42:50,856
Master Hawkins,
may I see you in my cabin?
652
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:52,988
Yes, sir.
653
00:42:54,387 --> 00:42:56,867
Ready, Mr. Gonzo?
Ready.
654
00:42:56,923 --> 00:43:02,737
Tie off the rope, Beaker.
We call this the window shade cure.
655
00:43:03,629 --> 00:43:06,041
Right. Snip, snip, snip.
656
00:43:06,099 --> 00:43:08,841
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
657
00:43:08,901 --> 00:43:11,507
Oh, great! Wow!
658
00:43:11,571 --> 00:43:13,744
Argh! Whoo!
659
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,822
Whoo-hoo! That was so cool!
660
00:43:18,878 --> 00:43:21,290
Hm? Oh, sure.
(MEEPING)
661
00:43:21,981 --> 00:43:23,722
(GONZO LAUGHS)
662
00:43:25,418 --> 00:43:28,490
Who's the lady pig?
Never mind. Listen.
663
00:43:28,554 --> 00:43:32,001
I'm hoping you'll give me the map now.
664
00:43:32,058 --> 00:43:35,767
I'd rather not, sir.
(SIGHS)
665
00:43:35,828 --> 00:43:42,837
I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but,
as captain, I order you to give me the map.
666
00:43:47,907 --> 00:43:51,320
Mr. Arrow.
Aye aye, Captain.
667
00:43:51,377 --> 00:43:54,085
Lock up this treasure map.
Mm.
668
00:43:55,581 --> 00:43:57,925
It will be safe in here.
669
00:44:34,754 --> 00:44:39,066
It's been six weeks
since we left England.
670
00:44:39,826 --> 00:44:42,670
Five days since we had a breeze.
671
00:44:49,569 --> 00:44:52,106
(GROANS)
672
00:44:53,172 --> 00:44:55,948
No. I've got the madness.
673
00:44:57,510 --> 00:44:59,615
I got cabin fever!
674
00:44:59,679 --> 00:45:02,421
I've got it too!
675
00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:05,292
BOTH: Cabin fever!
676
00:45:05,351 --> 00:45:08,992
♪ I've got cabin fever, ♪
♪ it's burning in my brain ♪
677
00:45:09,055 --> 00:45:12,832
♪ I've got the cabin fever, ♪
♪ it's driving me insane ♪
678
00:45:12,892 --> 00:45:16,601
♪ We got cabin fever, ♪
♪ we're flipping our bandanas ♪
679
00:45:16,662 --> 00:45:20,633
♪ Been stuck at sea so long ♪
♪ that we have simply gone bananas ♪
680
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:24,113
♪ Chica chica boom boom, ♪
♪ chica chica boom boom, chic ♪
681
00:45:24,604 --> 00:45:27,084
♪ Chica chica boom boom, ♪
♪ chica chica boom boom, chic ♪
682
00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:32,089
♪ We... we... we got cabin fever, ♪
♪ we lost what sense we had ♪
683
00:45:32,145 --> 00:45:35,649
♪ We got cabin fever, ♪
♪ we're all going mad ♪
684
00:45:36,082 --> 00:45:39,757
♪ Grab your partner by the ears, ♪
♪ lash him to the wheel ♪
685
00:45:39,819 --> 00:45:43,494
♪ Do-si-do, step on his toe, ♪
♪ listen to him squeal ♪
686
00:45:43,556 --> 00:45:47,163
♪ Allemande left, allemande right, ♪
♪ it's time to sail or sink ♪
687
00:45:47,226 --> 00:45:51,038
♪ Swing your partner over the side, ♪
♪ drop him in the drink ♪
688
00:45:51,097 --> 00:45:54,374
♪ We've got cabin fever ♪
♪ No ifs, ands or buts ♪
689
00:45:54,433 --> 00:45:56,640
♪ We're disoriented ♪
♪ And demented ♪
690
00:45:56,702 --> 00:45:58,648
♪ And a little nuts ♪
691
00:45:58,704 --> 00:46:02,117
♪ Ach, do liebe Volkswagen car ♪
692
00:46:02,175 --> 00:46:05,554
♪ Sauerbraten, Wiener Schnitzel ♪
♪ und wunderbar ♪
693
00:46:05,611 --> 00:46:09,787
♪ We were sailing, sailing, ♪
♪ the wind was on our side ♪
694
00:46:11,951 --> 00:46:13,624
♪ Und then it died ♪
695
00:46:13,686 --> 00:46:17,156
♪ I've got cabin fever, ♪
♪ I think I lost my grip ♪
696
00:46:17,223 --> 00:46:21,035
♪ I'd like to get my hands ♪
♪ on whoever wrote this script ♪
697
00:46:21,093 --> 00:46:23,164
♪ I ♪
698
00:46:23,229 --> 00:46:26,904
♪ Was floating neath the tropic moon ♪
699
00:46:26,966 --> 00:46:30,573
♪ And dreaming of a blue lagoon ♪
700
00:46:30,636 --> 00:46:34,015
♪ Now I'm as crazy as a loon ♪
(LAUGHS)
701
00:46:34,073 --> 00:46:37,885
♪ Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard ♪
702
00:46:37,944 --> 00:46:41,357
♪ This once proud vessel ♪
♪ has become a floating psycho ward ♪
703
00:46:41,414 --> 00:46:45,362
♪ We were sailing, sailing, ♪
♪ heading who knows where ♪
704
00:46:45,418 --> 00:46:48,763
♪ And now though we're all here ♪
705
00:46:48,821 --> 00:46:51,233
♪ We're not all there ♪
706
00:46:52,124 --> 00:46:54,229
GONZO: Arriba!
707
00:47:00,099 --> 00:47:02,579
♪ Cabin fever ♪
708
00:47:03,402 --> 00:47:07,942
MAN: The wind is back!
TRELAWNEY: What have we done?
709
00:47:08,007 --> 00:47:11,978
LIVESEY: I feel like such a fool.
TRELAWNEY: Me too.
710
00:47:12,044 --> 00:47:13,387
Embarrassing.
711
00:47:13,446 --> 00:47:18,225
Get us out of here! Help!
Let us out. We was only joking.
712
00:47:19,685 --> 00:47:23,064
Long John, get us out of here.
Yeah!
713
00:47:23,122 --> 00:47:24,965
Hey, Polly.
What?
714
00:47:25,024 --> 00:47:28,699
What was that song that just happened?
What?
715
00:47:28,761 --> 00:47:32,004
You know, "Cabin fever."
716
00:47:32,064 --> 00:47:35,170
That.
You see, John.
717
00:47:35,234 --> 00:47:40,843
You gotta get us out of here now.
Clueless is going crackers.
718
00:47:40,906 --> 00:47:43,887
Here, your bread and water for today.
719
00:47:43,943 --> 00:47:46,423
But I ordered shrimp scampi.
720
00:47:46,479 --> 00:47:50,427
It's more than you deserve,
you villainous dogs!
721
00:47:50,483 --> 00:47:52,463
Oh, Jim.
722
00:47:52,518 --> 00:47:58,264
I should be locked up too, for letting
thieves like them aboard this ship.
723
00:47:58,324 --> 00:48:03,637
It chills me to think
that they almost killed your little friends
724
00:48:03,696 --> 00:48:06,074
looking for some daft treasure map.
725
00:48:06,132 --> 00:48:12,105
This would not have happened if
I'd given Captain Smollett the... I mean...
726
00:48:13,439 --> 00:48:15,441
What, lad?
727
00:48:15,508 --> 00:48:18,614
I should not talk about this with you.
728
00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:23,718
You mean
you've really got a treasure map?
729
00:48:23,783 --> 00:48:27,731
Not anymore. Mr. Arrow locked it up
in the captain's cabin.
730
00:48:27,787 --> 00:48:33,965
You must promise to keep it a secret.
Don't worry. You only told old Long John.
731
00:48:34,026 --> 00:48:38,304
You run along and do your chores.
Go on. Go on.
732
00:48:40,399 --> 00:48:42,572
(LAUGHS)
733
00:49:02,588 --> 00:49:04,693
Safely, now. Safely.
734
00:49:04,757 --> 00:49:06,930
(IMITATES FOGHORN)
735
00:49:08,494 --> 00:49:10,906
Steady as she goes.
736
00:49:13,265 --> 00:49:16,269
Oh, Mr. Silver. Good evening.
737
00:49:16,335 --> 00:49:18,815
Wicked fog tonight.
Mm.
738
00:49:18,871 --> 00:49:22,080
Reminds me of the night
we ran aground off the pampas.
739
00:49:22,141 --> 00:49:26,954
Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats.
It were a terrible shame.
740
00:49:27,012 --> 00:49:30,255
Leaky lifeboats?
Common occurrence.
741
00:49:30,316 --> 00:49:35,595
A little-used piece of equipment
falls into disrepair and becomes...
742
00:49:35,654 --> 00:49:37,998
Unsafe?
Oh.
743
00:49:38,057 --> 00:49:44,406
I'm not saying our lifeboats are unsafe.
I'm not saying we got problems.
744
00:49:45,464 --> 00:49:47,307
Still...
745
00:49:49,268 --> 00:49:50,508
Hm. Hm.
746
00:49:50,569 --> 00:49:52,742
The caulking appears tight.
747
00:49:52,805 --> 00:49:56,651
No dampness under the gunwale.
This one seems seaworthy.
748
00:49:56,709 --> 00:50:02,182
Well, they do,
until you get them out in the open ocean.
749
00:50:03,082 --> 00:50:05,562
Cast me off.
Yes, sir.
750
00:50:05,618 --> 00:50:06,756
Sir.
Hm?
751
00:50:06,819 --> 00:50:10,858
Is there anything I can hold for you,
for safekeeping?
752
00:50:10,923 --> 00:50:13,836
Your hat, your coat, um...
753
00:50:13,893 --> 00:50:16,601
your keys?
754
00:50:16,662 --> 00:50:19,040
My keys. Of course.
755
00:50:19,098 --> 00:50:23,012
If they fell overboard,
it would be disastrous.
756
00:50:23,068 --> 00:50:26,106
Oh, that it would, sir.
757
00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:32,353
Cast me off, Mr. Silver.
Aye aye, sir.
758
00:50:33,179 --> 00:50:35,284
Thank you, Mr. Silver.
759
00:50:35,347 --> 00:50:37,657
Just doing my duty, sir.
760
00:50:41,954 --> 00:50:43,865
Oh, yes, John.
761
00:50:45,791 --> 00:50:48,829
MAN: Man overboard!
762
00:50:53,499 --> 00:50:56,571
Yes?
Oh. I'm sorry, sir.
763
00:50:56,635 --> 00:51:01,812
Mr. Arrow has gone overboard
and all we found was his hat.
764
00:51:01,874 --> 00:51:03,945
(SOBS)
Oh, no.
765
00:51:10,649 --> 00:51:15,598
So the sea has claimed
another loyal officer and friend.
766
00:51:15,654 --> 00:51:17,099
This was a person...
767
00:51:17,156 --> 00:51:20,399
I got it. After you, Monty.
After you.
768
00:51:20,459 --> 00:51:22,530
Will you just come on?
769
00:51:22,595 --> 00:51:28,477
Mr. Samuel Arrow, who used to get us up
before dawn for a good flossing.
770
00:51:30,736 --> 00:51:33,342
OK.
Spread out and find the map.
771
00:51:33,405 --> 00:51:39,720
May the wind be ever at your back, Samuel
Arrow. Rest in peace, my friend. Amen.
772
00:51:39,778 --> 00:51:40,984
Amen.
773
00:51:42,481 --> 00:51:44,688
(LAUGHS)
Shh.
774
00:51:45,718 --> 00:51:47,891
(CACKLES)
See? See?
775
00:51:47,953 --> 00:51:51,230
Open it.
We gotta take it to Long John.
776
00:51:51,290 --> 00:51:53,702
Come on.
Oh.
777
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:03,899
(GONZO SPITS)
This apple has a worm in it.
778
00:52:03,914 --> 00:52:05,406
RIZZO: That's my tail.
779
00:52:05,471 --> 00:52:08,748
(GONZO SIGHS)
RIZZO: WHAT'S WRONG?
780
00:52:09,975 --> 00:52:12,012
It just feels so weird.
781
00:52:12,077 --> 00:52:15,058
That Mr. Arrow's dead?
That.
782
00:52:15,114 --> 00:52:18,493
And my pants are filled with starfish.
783
00:52:18,551 --> 00:52:20,963
You and your hobbies.
784
00:52:21,387 --> 00:52:23,333
Rizzo!
BOTH: Argh!
785
00:52:23,389 --> 00:52:26,859
We've missed you. Climb in.
I'm doing my chores.
786
00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:30,271
Come on. Share an apple.
Come on.
787
00:52:33,866 --> 00:52:38,110
Here's the plan.
We should kill that captain now.
788
00:52:38,170 --> 00:52:40,616
POLLY: Then we'll get that bear.
789
00:52:40,673 --> 00:52:43,483
CLUELESS:
Can we make a rug out of him?
790
00:52:43,542 --> 00:52:45,283
Oh, hi, Long John.
791
00:52:47,479 --> 00:52:52,451
I'm a easy man.
A gentleman of fortune, says most.
792
00:52:52,518 --> 00:52:56,660
But it makes me sick
to sail with the likes of you.
793
00:52:56,722 --> 00:52:59,566
Now, get this straight.
794
00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:03,163
If anyone mutinies before I says so,
795
00:53:03,228 --> 00:53:07,142
I'll throw you overboard
like I did Mr. Arrow.
796
00:53:07,199 --> 00:53:12,273
I says let the captain
steer us closer to the island.
797
00:53:12,338 --> 00:53:16,718
I have the treasure map.
When the time is ripe, well kill 'em all.
798
00:53:16,775 --> 00:53:20,689
POLLY: That's what I said.
MONTY: We'll kill them all!
799
00:53:20,746 --> 00:53:22,817
MAN: Land ho!
800
00:53:22,881 --> 00:53:27,091
Come on, lads. Let's go!
POLLY: Land ho!
801
00:53:30,456 --> 00:53:33,437
My goodness.
(RIZZO WHIMPERS)
802
00:53:36,528 --> 00:53:38,769
STATLER: Land ho!
803
00:53:39,832 --> 00:53:43,678
Beachfront properties!
Retirement estates!
804
00:53:43,736 --> 00:53:46,273
Bikinis!
805
00:53:46,338 --> 00:53:49,182
Throw the mainsail!
Drop anchor!
806
00:53:49,241 --> 00:53:54,247
Hard of starboard.
Prepare to lower the longboats.
807
00:54:00,152 --> 00:54:03,827
MAN: Bring those barrels over here.
808
00:54:03,889 --> 00:54:05,664
Give a hand with the longboats.
809
00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:15,299
MAN: Bring those barrels over here.
810
00:54:15,361 --> 00:54:17,136
Give a hand with the longboats.
811
00:54:17,196 --> 00:54:19,972
I must speak with you.
I'm busy.
812
00:54:20,031 --> 00:54:24,001
But Long John is planning a mutiny.
And he's got the map.
813
00:54:24,069 --> 00:54:25,776
I see.
814
00:54:25,837 --> 00:54:28,784
Mr. Silver.
Aye aye, Captain.
815
00:54:28,839 --> 00:54:33,947
Take the crew ashore. We need water
and provisions. Take as long as you want.
816
00:54:34,010 --> 00:54:35,614
Captain!
817
00:54:35,678 --> 00:54:39,182
Sir! 'Tis a task to my liking,
that it is.
818
00:54:39,249 --> 00:54:43,822
Gather the officers
and meet me in my quarters. Quickly.
819
00:54:43,886 --> 00:54:46,423
This is lucky,
Captain letting us go ashore.
820
00:54:46,488 --> 00:54:51,027
Us with the map. lt's like giving
the treasure to us on a silver platter.
821
00:54:51,092 --> 00:54:53,698
Aye, that it is, Polly.
822
00:54:53,761 --> 00:54:56,537
Never trust a silver platter.
823
00:55:01,001 --> 00:55:03,003
Beaker, come on.
824
00:55:04,236 --> 00:55:05,874
Jim, lad.
825
00:55:05,938 --> 00:55:09,646
There's room in the boat for one more.
Come along.
826
00:55:09,707 --> 00:55:13,018
The captain wants me.
What a shame.
827
00:55:13,444 --> 00:55:16,720
I'll miss you, lad, that I will. Uh...
828
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:23,196
Jim, I seem to have left my crutch on
board. Hand it to me like a good lad.
829
00:55:26,289 --> 00:55:29,498
There's a good boy.
830
00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:33,165
Have to be closer than that.
I can't reach it.
831
00:55:33,228 --> 00:55:35,606
Hold tight.
JIM: Whoa!
832
00:55:35,664 --> 00:55:37,700
Cast away, men. Quick.
833
00:55:37,765 --> 00:55:39,836
POLLY: Go, go, go!
834
00:55:43,237 --> 00:55:47,707
The plan is simple. Once the pirates
are ashore, we sail and return in a year.
835
00:55:47,774 --> 00:55:52,347
By then the fight should be out of them.
That's a brilliant plan.
836
00:55:52,411 --> 00:55:54,687
Except for one thing.
What?
837
00:55:54,746 --> 00:55:57,317
The pirates have Jim!
838
00:56:11,194 --> 00:56:14,731
WOMAN: What?
MAN: I'm tired.
839
00:56:14,797 --> 00:56:16,572
What?
I'm getting tired.
840
00:56:16,632 --> 00:56:20,545
WOMAN: He says go faster.
I'm getting tired.
841
00:56:20,835 --> 00:56:23,008
(BAND PLAYS)
842
00:56:34,647 --> 00:56:40,188
I can't figure out what side we're on. Are
we with the pirates or the frog captain?
843
00:56:40,253 --> 00:56:44,701
Just play the gig.
Never get involved in politics.
844
00:56:44,756 --> 00:56:47,999
Politics! Politics!
845
00:56:49,059 --> 00:56:51,596
(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING)
846
00:56:56,432 --> 00:56:59,709
SILVER: Jim, lad.
(LAUGHTER)
847
00:57:06,074 --> 00:57:08,020
Easy, Jim.
848
00:57:08,076 --> 00:57:09,816
'Tis all in good fun.
849
00:57:09,877 --> 00:57:15,190
Pleased I am to initiate you
into our enterprising, um, company.
850
00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:21,662
Which entitles you to all the benefits.
What if I don't want them?
851
00:57:21,721 --> 00:57:25,429
This is a one-time special offer.
852
00:57:25,491 --> 00:57:31,338
Say no and I will be forced
to terminate our relationship.
853
00:57:31,929 --> 00:57:36,105
You're nothing but murdering pirates.
Pirates?
854
00:57:39,202 --> 00:57:40,943
Pirates.
855
00:57:41,004 --> 00:57:43,280
Oh, Jim.
856
00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:49,290
If that's what you're thinking,
you're dead wrong.
857
00:57:49,345 --> 00:57:54,123
♪ When I was just a lad ♪
♪ looking for my true vocation ♪
858
00:57:54,182 --> 00:57:59,096
♪ My father said, "Now, son, ♪
♪ this choice deserves deliberation" ♪
859
00:57:59,153 --> 00:58:03,761
♪ "Though you could be a doctor, ♪
♪ or perhaps a financier" ♪
860
00:58:03,824 --> 00:58:07,896
♪ "My boy, why not consider ♪
♪ a more challenging career?" ♪
861
00:58:08,328 --> 00:58:12,140
♪ "Heigh ho ho, ♪
♪ you'll cruise the foreign shores" ♪
862
00:58:12,198 --> 00:58:16,339
♪ "And you'll keep your mind and body ♪
♪ sound by working out of doors" ♪
863
00:58:16,401 --> 00:58:20,144
♪ True friendship and adventure ♪
♪ are what we can't live without ♪
864
00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:25,882
♪ And when you're a professional pirate ♪
♪ That's what the job's about ♪
865
00:58:25,943 --> 00:58:27,944
Upstage, lads!
866
00:58:28,011 --> 00:58:30,753
This is my only number.
867
00:58:30,814 --> 00:58:32,953
♪ Now, take Sir Francis Drake ♪
868
00:58:33,016 --> 00:58:35,552
♪ The Spanish all despise him ♪
869
00:58:35,617 --> 00:58:38,223
♪ But to the British he's a hero ♪
870
00:58:38,287 --> 00:58:40,494
♪ And they idolize him ♪
871
00:58:40,556 --> 00:58:45,197
♪ It's how you look at buccaneers ♪
♪ that makes them bad or good ♪
872
00:58:45,259 --> 00:58:49,604
♪ And I see us as members ♪
♪ of a noble brotherhood ♪
873
00:58:49,663 --> 00:58:53,543
♪ Heigh ho ho, we're honorable men ♪
♪ Oh, I love it. ♪
874
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,672
♪ And before we lose our tempers, ♪
♪ we will always count to ten ♪
875
00:58:57,737 --> 00:59:01,708
♪ On occasion, there may be someone ♪
♪ you have to execute ♪
876
00:59:01,774 --> 00:59:05,653
♪ But when you're a professional pirate ♪
877
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:09,021
♪ You don't have to wear a suit ♪
878
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,080
What?
879
00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:14,118
♪ I could have been a surgeon, ♪
♪ I like taking things apart ♪
880
00:59:14,184 --> 00:59:18,393
♪ I could have been a lawyer, ♪
♪ but I just had too much heart ♪
881
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:21,401
♪ I could have been in politics ♪
882
00:59:21,457 --> 00:59:25,529
♪ 'Cause I've always been a big spender ♪
883
00:59:25,594 --> 00:59:30,043
(AS MARLON BRANDO)
♪ And me, I could have been a contender ♪
884
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:37,942
♪ Some say that pirates steal ♪
♪ and should be feared and hated ♪
885
00:59:38,005 --> 00:59:40,541
♪ I say we're victims of bad press ♪
886
00:59:40,607 --> 00:59:42,883
♪ It's all exaggerated ♪
887
00:59:42,942 --> 00:59:45,388
♪ We'd never stab you in the back ♪
888
00:59:45,445 --> 00:59:47,651
♪ We'd never lie or cheat ♪
889
00:59:47,713 --> 00:59:52,287
♪ We're just about the nicest guys ♪
♪ you'd ever want to meet ♪
890
00:59:52,351 --> 00:59:57,993
Well, look at us, Jim!
We're a festival of conviviality.
891
00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:02,126
Congeniality.
Conviviality.
892
01:00:02,192 --> 01:00:04,138
That's what I said.
893
01:00:04,561 --> 01:00:06,870
We're ready, el capitan.
Good.
894
01:00:06,929 --> 01:00:10,467
Guard the ship.
We'll be back when we get Jim.
895
01:00:10,533 --> 01:00:14,605
Aye aye, Captain.
Cast off, Mr. Beaker.
896
01:00:15,170 --> 01:00:17,343
Thanks for coming along.
897
01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:21,012
Are you kidding? Jim is family.
Yeah.
898
01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:24,148
Tell the truth, lad.
899
01:00:24,211 --> 01:00:30,650
Do you really think the captain and
the squire will share the treasure with us?
900
01:00:30,716 --> 01:00:32,753
Can't hear you.
901
01:00:32,819 --> 01:00:34,628
No?
902
01:00:34,687 --> 01:00:37,166
And we being the rightful owners.
903
01:00:37,222 --> 01:00:42,296
Flint's own crew,
who shed our blood getting it here.
904
01:00:44,228 --> 01:00:50,109
Join us. Donate your compass
to the treasure hunt and get a full share.
905
01:00:52,302 --> 01:00:55,943
♪ Heigh ho ho, ♪
♪ it's one for all for one ♪
906
01:00:56,005 --> 01:00:59,975
♪ And we'll share and share alike with ♪
♪ you and love you like a son ♪
907
01:01:00,042 --> 01:01:04,012
♪ We're gentlemen of fortune ♪
♪ and that's what we're proud to be ♪
908
01:01:04,078 --> 01:01:07,685
♪ And when you're a professional pirate ♪
909
01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:12,093
♪ You'll be honest, brave and free ♪
♪ The soul of decency ♪
910
01:01:12,152 --> 01:01:16,464
♪ You'll be loyal and fair ♪
♪ and on the square and most importantly ♪
911
01:01:16,523 --> 01:01:20,129
♪ When you're a professional pirate ♪
912
01:01:20,192 --> 01:01:28,191
♪ You're always in the best of company ♪
913
01:01:32,102 --> 01:01:34,275
(CANNON)
914
01:01:34,338 --> 01:01:35,783
Down!
There!
915
01:01:35,839 --> 01:01:40,378
Captain Smollett coming to rescue me.
Don't get your hopes up.
916
01:01:40,443 --> 01:01:44,391
I've hidden a few of my best men aboard.
917
01:01:44,447 --> 01:01:49,156
If a second round follows,
it means they've taken over the Hispaniola
918
01:01:49,217 --> 01:01:51,754
and I'm the new captain.
919
01:01:53,221 --> 01:01:55,393
Now, then.
920
01:01:56,590 --> 01:01:59,571
(CANNON)
(CHEERING)
921
01:02:04,264 --> 01:02:06,767
(BEAKER MEEPS)
922
01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:09,904
How infortuitous
our firearms weren't loaded.
923
01:02:09,968 --> 01:02:13,575
I'll say.
We might have shot somebody.
924
01:02:14,406 --> 01:02:16,510
(JIM GASPS)
925
01:02:16,574 --> 01:02:20,317
I'm the only friend you've got now.
926
01:02:20,378 --> 01:02:25,451
Let's dig up the treasure together.
Shipmates? Remember?
927
01:02:27,217 --> 01:02:29,856
We'll need your compass, though.
928
01:02:29,919 --> 01:02:31,990
No.
929
01:02:32,054 --> 01:02:34,432
I'll take it either way.
930
01:02:47,935 --> 01:02:51,472
Come on, lad.
Let's not waste time.
931
01:02:53,072 --> 01:02:57,179
It's too dark to do anything.
We'll camp and wait for first light.
932
01:02:57,242 --> 01:02:59,017
(RIZZO WHIMPERS)
933
01:02:59,077 --> 01:03:02,354
Hey, Rizzo, relax.
Don't be so afraid.
934
01:03:02,414 --> 01:03:04,916
I've gone way beyond afraid.
935
01:03:04,982 --> 01:03:10,864
I'm somewhere between bedwetting
and a near-death experience.
936
01:03:10,921 --> 01:03:14,231
SMOLLETT: Good night.
Good night. Night, Rizzo.
937
01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:16,827
RIZZO: Yeah. Sure.
938
01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:20,969
(RIZZO TREMBLES)
(SNORTING)
939
01:03:21,029 --> 01:03:25,478
RIZZO: Gonzo? ls that you, Gonzo?
(GROWLING)
940
01:03:25,534 --> 01:03:30,209
RIZZO: It sounds like
you're coming down with a cold.
941
01:03:30,271 --> 01:03:34,412
I'm gonna light a match,
if you don't mind.
942
01:03:34,474 --> 01:03:36,647
(SCREAMING)
943
01:03:39,746 --> 01:03:41,918
Long John, look.
944
01:03:42,848 --> 01:03:49,958
Flint hung 'em up there after he gullied
'em to mark the trail to the treasure.
945
01:03:50,021 --> 01:03:52,194
Wicked sense of humor Flinty had.
946
01:03:52,256 --> 01:03:55,498
This is a cursed place.
PIRATE: Yeah.
947
01:03:55,559 --> 01:03:58,665
There's an informed opinion.
948
01:03:59,396 --> 01:04:02,137
Jim, lad, where to from here?
949
01:04:02,198 --> 01:04:04,804
"On a heading of 179 degrees,
950
01:04:04,867 --> 01:04:09,815
walk 312 paces
from where the dead men hang high."
951
01:04:10,438 --> 01:04:13,351
That way!
You're gonna go?
952
01:04:15,409 --> 01:04:18,982
Howdy, vous stinky froggy man
and friends.
953
01:04:19,046 --> 01:04:21,652
I am Spa'am,
954
01:04:21,715 --> 01:04:24,126
high priest of the boars.
955
01:04:24,183 --> 01:04:29,189
You mucho wickedness
go trespass on island?
956
01:04:30,255 --> 01:04:35,637
Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal.
957
01:04:36,061 --> 01:04:40,531
Terrific. Captured by wild pigs
and sacrificed hideously.
958
01:04:40,598 --> 01:04:44,511
Are we lucky or what?
Silence, smelly sailor mans.
959
01:04:44,567 --> 01:04:46,672
You have violated sacred island.
960
01:04:46,736 --> 01:04:49,444
Excuse me.
I am Captain Smollett.
961
01:04:49,506 --> 01:04:54,215
We mean no harm and embrace
all creatures of different nationalities.
962
01:04:54,276 --> 01:04:56,347
Silence!
(THEY GASP)
963
01:04:56,412 --> 01:05:02,054
Bring forth Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal.
That can't be good.
964
01:05:04,018 --> 01:05:06,861
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
965
01:05:07,087 --> 01:05:09,658
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
966
01:05:09,890 --> 01:05:12,563
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
967
01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:16,698
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal, Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
968
01:05:16,762 --> 01:05:19,503
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
969
01:05:19,564 --> 01:05:21,043
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
970
01:05:21,099 --> 01:05:23,443
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
971
01:05:23,668 --> 01:05:26,341
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
972
01:05:26,570 --> 01:05:29,312
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal...
973
01:05:29,373 --> 01:05:34,685
These tropical floor shows are so exotic.
And the food is to die for.
974
01:05:34,744 --> 01:05:37,657
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal,
975
01:05:37,714 --> 01:05:41,820
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal.
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)
976
01:05:41,883 --> 01:05:44,056
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
977
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:23,129
Sha-Kal-a-Kal-a-Kal.
978
01:06:29,725 --> 01:06:32,466
Bonsoir, mes amis. (LAUGHS)
979
01:06:34,295 --> 01:06:36,297
Come, Flaubert.
980
01:06:36,364 --> 01:06:37,433
Argh!
981
01:06:37,498 --> 01:06:40,377
(FALLS DOWN STEPS)
982
01:06:40,434 --> 01:06:42,414
(SCREAMS)
983
01:06:42,469 --> 01:06:44,278
Oh! Oh!
984
01:06:44,338 --> 01:06:46,408
Oh! Oh! Oh!
985
01:06:46,472 --> 01:06:50,887
Flaubert! Get away, you stupid anteater.
You spoiled my entrance.
986
01:06:50,943 --> 01:06:54,947
BOARS: Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal...
Knock it off!
987
01:06:57,315 --> 01:06:59,624
Oh, greetings.
988
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:02,129
Moi am Benjamina Gunn,
989
01:07:02,186 --> 01:07:05,758
maroonee, temptress
and queen of this...
990
01:07:05,822 --> 01:07:06,926
(GASPS)
991
01:07:12,228 --> 01:07:15,800
Smolly, can it be you?
992
01:07:15,864 --> 01:07:17,434
Benjamina.
993
01:07:17,499 --> 01:07:20,445
Hii-yah!
(SMOLLETT SCREAMS)
994
01:07:21,369 --> 01:07:24,111
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
995
01:07:29,042 --> 01:07:31,215
Old girlfriend.
996
01:07:32,913 --> 01:07:35,655
Tie 'em back on their stakes.
997
01:07:35,714 --> 01:07:39,286
306, 307, 308, 309,
998
01:07:39,351 --> 01:07:41,490
310, 311,
999
01:07:41,553 --> 01:07:43,191
312.
1000
01:07:43,254 --> 01:07:45,825
SILVER: This is it.
1001
01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:50,668
What if Clueless is right?
What if it is cursed?
1002
01:07:51,562 --> 01:07:54,202
I'll show you what
I think of your curse,
1003
01:07:54,264 --> 01:08:01,579
you mewling little lily-livered,
toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean.
1004
01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:16,320
JIM: "Treasure buried here."
1005
01:08:19,219 --> 01:08:21,995
We don't even have to dig it up.
1006
01:08:22,055 --> 01:08:25,194
Come on, the treasure's ours.
1007
01:08:38,235 --> 01:08:41,978
There's no treasure.
You brought us here for nothing.
1008
01:08:42,038 --> 01:08:45,348
Now we'll be tried for mutiny.
ALL: Yeah!
1009
01:08:45,407 --> 01:08:50,186
I say we should kill him!
1010
01:08:52,614 --> 01:08:56,790
Run! Save yourself.
Why are you doing this for me?
1011
01:08:56,851 --> 01:09:01,265
Because I like you. I hope you didn't think
I was lying about that.
1012
01:09:01,321 --> 01:09:03,096
Run!
1013
01:09:06,293 --> 01:09:10,763
Take greeny, flippy,
bulgy-eyed one away.
1014
01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:14,800
SMOLLETT: What?
Others stay. Chop-chop.
1015
01:09:15,867 --> 01:09:17,505
Where are you taking him?
1016
01:09:17,569 --> 01:09:19,947
(SINGS IN MOCK SWEDISH)
1017
01:09:25,109 --> 01:09:29,318
First, take the mousie,
then skewer the mousie.
1018
01:09:29,379 --> 01:09:31,916
(LAUGHS)
1019
01:09:32,415 --> 01:09:35,418
How else could we get him
in this movie?
1020
01:09:35,484 --> 01:09:37,054
Yeah.
Yeah.
1021
01:09:37,119 --> 01:09:39,224
(SPEAKS IN MOCK SWEDISH)
1022
01:09:39,288 --> 01:09:44,896
I wish we were back eating table scraps.
We're about to become table scraps.
1023
01:09:44,959 --> 01:09:48,736
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me...
1024
01:09:48,796 --> 01:09:51,275
Wait, I've been cut loose.
1025
01:09:51,331 --> 01:09:53,038
Hiya.
(BOTH SCREAM)
1026
01:09:53,099 --> 01:09:56,238
They've got Captain Smollett.
We've gotta get help.
1027
01:09:56,302 --> 01:09:58,248
Where will we go?
1028
01:09:58,304 --> 01:10:00,477
(SOBBING)
1029
01:10:03,641 --> 01:10:06,212
Tom, Tom, Tom.
1030
01:10:06,277 --> 01:10:07,950
Oh.
1031
01:10:08,846 --> 01:10:11,018
Dead Tom's dead.
1032
01:10:13,317 --> 01:10:16,321
Long John shot him.
(SOBS)
1033
01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:21,858
But Dead Tom's always been dead.
That's why he's called Dead Tom.
1034
01:10:21,924 --> 01:10:22,994
Oh.
1035
01:10:23,059 --> 01:10:26,130
Can we get on with this?
Get out of here.
1036
01:10:26,194 --> 01:10:27,798
Clueless!
Yes?
1037
01:10:27,862 --> 01:10:30,342
Give it to him!
PIRATE: Yeah!
1038
01:10:30,398 --> 01:10:33,503
But it's not even his birthday.
1039
01:10:33,567 --> 01:10:37,982
No, no, no, no. The paper.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
1040
01:10:39,372 --> 01:10:41,147
This is for you.
1041
01:10:44,811 --> 01:10:46,983
The black spot.
Yeah.
1042
01:10:47,446 --> 01:10:50,984
You dare to give me the black spot?
1043
01:10:51,049 --> 01:10:53,892
He told me to.
Shut up.
1044
01:10:53,951 --> 01:10:57,398
And it's drawn on a page from the Bible.
1045
01:10:57,455 --> 01:11:03,405
You tore a page from the Holy Scriptures
to make a pirate's death sentence.
1046
01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:05,940
Here...
Oh!
1047
01:11:05,996 --> 01:11:11,377
The red hot gates of hell
are creeping open.
1048
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:15,903
Satan is heatin' his pokers for you,
1049
01:11:15,970 --> 01:11:19,213
you blasphemous heathens.
1050
01:11:19,273 --> 01:11:22,515
Fall down on your knees
1051
01:11:22,576 --> 01:11:27,218
and beg for deliverance
from damnation.
1052
01:11:28,115 --> 01:11:30,754
Please forgive us!
Forgive me.
1053
01:11:32,351 --> 01:11:34,388
Very good.
1054
01:11:34,453 --> 01:11:36,989
You're forgiven.
ALL: Thank you.
1055
01:11:37,055 --> 01:11:39,399
Now, untie me.
1056
01:11:40,291 --> 01:11:44,033
Let's go find the treasure!
ALL: Yeah!
1057
01:11:44,094 --> 01:11:49,203
You are a good man.
You are a kind man. A handsome man.
1058
01:11:49,266 --> 01:11:52,041
Precious.
You're precious and...
1059
01:11:52,101 --> 01:11:54,775
Beautiful.
And he's beautiful.
1060
01:11:59,741 --> 01:12:02,051
GONZO: Here's the boat.
1061
01:12:02,944 --> 01:12:04,820
Oh, no.
1062
01:12:04,879 --> 01:12:08,258
That won't help.
We'll have to swim to the ship.
1063
01:12:08,315 --> 01:12:10,852
Hello? Earth to Jimbo.
1064
01:12:10,918 --> 01:12:16,924
Swimming to a ship full of killer pirates
to save the captain is not a good plan.
1065
01:12:16,990 --> 01:12:18,696
Look.
1066
01:12:18,757 --> 01:12:22,227
MAN: The gunwale and keel are safe.
1067
01:12:23,128 --> 01:12:26,267
Mr. Arrow! lt's Jim!
RIZZO: Over here!
1068
01:12:26,330 --> 01:12:29,470
Mr. Arrow, over here!
Oh, boys.
1069
01:12:29,534 --> 01:12:35,074
Come join me aboard this
exceptionally safe little boat.
1070
01:12:36,139 --> 01:12:40,018
That Silver fellow
may not be trustworthy.
1071
01:12:40,076 --> 01:12:42,454
Now he tells us.
Yeah.
1072
01:12:44,246 --> 01:12:47,522
Here's a photo opportunity.
1073
01:12:47,582 --> 01:12:52,497
The jungle location for
the movie Muppet Treasure Island.
1074
01:12:52,554 --> 01:12:55,762
Keep up.
My feet are killing me.
1075
01:12:55,823 --> 01:12:59,074
Of all the backwater,
no-class piles of sand
1076
01:12:59,089 --> 01:13:02,137
in the ocean, you had
to wash up on mine.
1077
01:13:02,195 --> 01:13:04,698
I want you to know that I'm sorry.
1078
01:13:04,764 --> 01:13:07,802
Sorry? No.
Sorry doesn't cut it.
1079
01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:11,075
You left me standing at the altar!
1080
01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:15,015
I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar.
I got cold feet.
1081
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:18,716
You're a frog.
You're supposed to have cold feet.
1082
01:13:18,776 --> 01:13:23,884
My mother came from France.
I was wearing her white lace dress.
1083
01:13:23,947 --> 01:13:27,292
The cake was filled with lemon custard!
1084
01:13:29,284 --> 01:13:33,027
Fate has brought us together again.
(WHIMPERS)
1085
01:13:33,088 --> 01:13:37,058
Actually, treasure and pirates...
Don't start about pirates.
1086
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:40,163
After you jilted me,
I took up with Bernie Flint.
1087
01:13:40,228 --> 01:13:43,606
He was totally codependent.
You and Captain Flint?
1088
01:13:43,663 --> 01:13:48,476
Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady.
You know the story.
1089
01:13:48,535 --> 01:13:51,208
Smolly, he marooned me.
1090
01:13:51,270 --> 01:13:53,147
Me-e-e-e-e!
1091
01:13:53,205 --> 01:13:56,948
(SOBS)
Oh, oh, oh.
1092
01:13:57,009 --> 01:14:00,319
This is all my fault.
What have I done to you?
1093
01:14:00,378 --> 01:14:02,187
Mushy, mushy.
1094
01:14:02,247 --> 01:14:04,692
Lovey-dovey!
1095
01:14:04,748 --> 01:14:06,921
(PIRATES SNICKER)
1096
01:14:10,787 --> 01:14:12,959
Bravo, Captain.
1097
01:14:17,894 --> 01:14:21,204
Touching reunion, Benjamina.
1098
01:14:21,263 --> 01:14:25,075
This seems to be your day
for renewing old...
1099
01:14:25,966 --> 01:14:27,741
acquaintances.
1100
01:14:27,801 --> 01:14:32,011
Oh, hello, Long John.
1101
01:14:32,072 --> 01:14:33,982
Oh, no. Him too?
1102
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:36,543
If you'd married me.
What?
1103
01:14:36,609 --> 01:14:40,385
I'm a pig. I need commitment.
You knew that about me...
1104
01:14:40,445 --> 01:14:45,121
I'm not gonna be patient
about this, Benjamina.
1105
01:14:45,184 --> 01:14:47,789
Where is the treasure?
1106
01:14:51,222 --> 01:14:54,566
Um, I just may not tell you. Hm.
1107
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:59,235
Don't play games with me, lass.
1108
01:15:00,130 --> 01:15:02,700
I'm not a patient man.
1109
01:15:03,566 --> 01:15:04,738
Stop!
1110
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:10,909
Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans,
or die like stinking dogs.
1111
01:15:10,972 --> 01:15:13,680
(BOARS SHOUT AND GRUNT)
1112
01:15:15,443 --> 01:15:16,819
Hm.
1113
01:15:16,877 --> 01:15:19,881
We see you have boom-boom sticks.
1114
01:15:21,915 --> 01:15:24,087
Bye-bye.
1115
01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:29,860
BENJAMINA: Oh, brother.
1116
01:15:29,921 --> 01:15:32,299
Now, Benjamina.
What?
1117
01:15:32,357 --> 01:15:35,065
Where's the treasure?
1118
01:15:35,126 --> 01:15:39,232
There is no treasure.
It was all a clever ruse. Ha!
1119
01:15:39,296 --> 01:15:42,766
So, where did you get
that gold necklace?
1120
01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:45,938
The one made of Spanish doubloons.
1121
01:15:47,737 --> 01:15:49,410
Um...
1122
01:15:50,306 --> 01:15:52,683
Shopping channel?
1123
01:16:01,082 --> 01:16:02,083
No!
1124
01:16:09,422 --> 01:16:10,799
Shh.
1125
01:16:11,024 --> 01:16:12,866
Shh.
1126
01:16:15,728 --> 01:16:17,503
Oh, fiddle.
1127
01:16:17,563 --> 01:16:21,237
Make yourself useful.
Try and save us. Do something!
1128
01:16:21,299 --> 01:16:22,710
Shh!
1129
01:16:22,767 --> 01:16:25,611
Master Hawkins,
you've come to rescue us.
1130
01:16:25,670 --> 01:16:29,242
I should've let him live in my finger.
1131
01:16:36,279 --> 01:16:37,986
We're ready.
1132
01:16:38,047 --> 01:16:40,459
Do you think this will work?
Yes.
1133
01:16:40,516 --> 01:16:44,258
Pirates are very superstitious.
1134
01:16:47,856 --> 01:16:51,530
Bogy, bogy, bogy.
1135
01:16:51,592 --> 01:16:56,040
I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.
1136
01:16:57,096 --> 01:16:58,700
Bogy!
1137
01:17:06,204 --> 01:17:09,242
JIM: We've got to save the captain.
1138
01:17:09,307 --> 01:17:15,121
GONZO: That was fantastic, Mr. Arrow.
What do we do now? Jim?
1139
01:17:16,213 --> 01:17:18,920
Weigh anchor?
Weigh anchor!
1140
01:17:18,982 --> 01:17:22,429
Set the sails.
Set the sails!
1141
01:17:22,485 --> 01:17:26,261
And you, Squire Trelawney...
Now, I...
1142
01:17:26,322 --> 01:17:29,496
You take the helm.
1143
01:17:29,558 --> 01:17:31,036
Ah!
1144
01:17:31,092 --> 01:17:34,403
Step aside, Mr. Bimbo.
I shall take the helm.
1145
01:17:34,829 --> 01:17:36,831
Hurry, Rizzo!
1146
01:17:37,798 --> 01:17:39,903
I'm going as fast as I can.
1147
01:17:40,734 --> 01:17:42,907
Smolly, my love!
1148
01:17:42,969 --> 01:17:44,676
Oh! Oh!
1149
01:17:46,605 --> 01:17:49,051
Smolly!
(SNIFFS)
1150
01:17:49,475 --> 01:17:51,886
You can't hurt my frog!
1151
01:17:51,943 --> 01:17:57,723
Don't tell him anything. He'll only
kill you too. Don't listen to him!
1152
01:17:57,782 --> 01:17:59,419
Now.
1153
01:17:59,483 --> 01:18:01,485
For the last time.
1154
01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:05,864
Where's the bloody treasure?
ALL: Yeah!
1155
01:18:07,757 --> 01:18:10,761
Stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
1156
01:18:10,827 --> 01:18:14,899
The treasure's at my place.
North Trail, split-level hut.
1157
01:18:14,963 --> 01:18:17,876
Free him at once,
you scoundrel.
1158
01:18:19,634 --> 01:18:22,307
(SPITS)
(PIRATES LAUGH)
1159
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:29,448
I'm beginning to see a
pattern in the men I date.
1160
01:18:29,509 --> 01:18:32,388
Well, the past is behind us.
1161
01:18:32,912 --> 01:18:36,051
And the future... below us.
1162
01:18:36,115 --> 01:18:38,186
(WHIMPERS AND SNIFFS)
1163
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:40,924
lt's OK.
We're together again.
1164
01:18:41,353 --> 01:18:46,961
Yes. Despite it all,
we have each other.
1165
01:18:48,593 --> 01:18:52,005
Don't cry for me, Benjamina.
Pardon?
1166
01:18:52,062 --> 01:18:54,064
♪ Was I dumb ♪
1167
01:18:54,131 --> 01:18:56,974
♪ Or was I blind? ♪
1168
01:18:57,032 --> 01:19:01,174
♪ Or did my heartjust lose its mind? ♪
1169
01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,874
♪ Why'd I go ♪
1170
01:19:02,937 --> 01:19:09,047
♪ And throw our perfect dream away? ♪
1171
01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:12,347
♪ Looking back ♪
1172
01:19:12,413 --> 01:19:15,394
♪ I'll never know ♪
1173
01:19:15,449 --> 01:19:19,191
♪ How I ever let you go ♪
1174
01:19:19,252 --> 01:19:23,758
♪ But destiny could see we deserved ♪
1175
01:19:23,823 --> 01:19:28,066
♪ To have another day ♪
1176
01:19:29,127 --> 01:19:32,437
♪ Love led us here ♪
1177
01:19:33,864 --> 01:19:37,573
♪ Right back to where we belong ♪
1178
01:19:37,635 --> 01:19:41,776
♪ We followed a star and here we are ♪
1179
01:19:41,838 --> 01:19:46,513
♪ Now heaven seems so near ♪
1180
01:19:47,409 --> 01:19:52,119
♪ Love led us here ♪
1181
01:19:52,548 --> 01:19:58,122
♪ Now, I know that ♪
♪ life can take you by surprise ♪
1182
01:19:58,186 --> 01:20:02,031
♪ And sweep you off your feet ♪
1183
01:20:03,089 --> 01:20:06,070
♪ Did this happen to us ♪
1184
01:20:06,126 --> 01:20:11,768
♪ Or are we just dreaming? ♪
1185
01:20:12,832 --> 01:20:15,641
♪ Love led us here ♪
1186
01:20:17,101 --> 01:20:21,048
♪ Right back to where we belong ♪
1187
01:20:21,104 --> 01:20:25,280
♪ We followed a star and here we are ♪
1188
01:20:25,342 --> 01:20:30,757
♪ Now heaven seems so near ♪
1189
01:20:30,813 --> 01:20:34,818
♪ Love led us here ♪
1190
01:20:35,817 --> 01:20:38,991
♪ So take my hand ♪
1191
01:20:40,422 --> 01:20:44,870
♪ And have no fear ♪
1192
01:20:44,925 --> 01:20:49,271
♪ We'll be all right ♪
1193
01:20:49,330 --> 01:20:52,867
♪ Love led us ♪
1194
01:20:52,932 --> 01:20:57,607
♪ Here ♪
1195
01:20:57,669 --> 01:20:59,842
(SNAP)
(THEY SCREAM)
1196
01:21:04,775 --> 01:21:06,686
Oh, Smolly!
1197
01:21:06,744 --> 01:21:09,020
You saved me!
1198
01:21:15,485 --> 01:21:18,693
Come on, men!
lt's back to Blighty now.
1199
01:21:19,121 --> 01:21:21,533
POLLY: The treasure is ours!
1200
01:21:29,030 --> 01:21:33,034
Long John, Long John.
Look the ship.
1201
01:21:33,100 --> 01:21:35,956
PIRATE: What are they doing?
1202
01:21:35,971 --> 01:21:39,675
PIRATE 2: There's
no one on board.
1203
01:21:41,707 --> 01:21:46,246
It's coming for us.
lt's the ghost of Captain Flinty.
1204
01:21:46,311 --> 01:21:49,053
He's coming to kill us.
1205
01:21:49,114 --> 01:21:51,287
(ALL SCREAM)
1206
01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:57,489
Come back, you cowards!
1207
01:22:03,326 --> 01:22:05,203
Hawkins.
1208
01:22:08,564 --> 01:22:11,704
Look -
it's the captain and the pig.
1209
01:22:11,767 --> 01:22:13,542
Oh, no!
1210
01:22:16,904 --> 01:22:20,351
Head for those cliffs.
Head for the cliffs!
1211
01:22:20,408 --> 01:22:22,182
Aye aye!
1212
01:22:22,242 --> 01:22:27,419
Beakie, look! I think we're going
to need a net. Come along!
1213
01:22:30,749 --> 01:22:34,856
Get back,
you yellow-bellied bilge rats!
1214
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:39,129
I'm not losing that treasure now.
Get out!
1215
01:22:39,190 --> 01:22:41,796
We're lowering the net now.
1216
01:22:42,594 --> 01:22:45,369
Let's go. That's it.
Beautiful.
1217
01:22:45,429 --> 01:22:51,106
We're coming, Captain Smollett.
(BENJAMINA WHIMPERS)
1218
01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:52,942
Steady!
Careful!
1219
01:22:55,938 --> 01:22:58,941
Au revoir, mon capitaine.
1220
01:22:59,774 --> 01:23:03,153
We've got 'em!
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes!
1221
01:23:03,211 --> 01:23:05,383
(SCREAMING)
1222
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,590
Oh!
Oh, no!
1223
01:23:10,184 --> 01:23:13,756
Waldorf, you old fool,
we're heroes!
1224
01:23:13,820 --> 01:23:16,801
We saved the pig and the frog!
1225
01:23:16,856 --> 01:23:19,802
It was too late to save the movie.
1226
01:23:19,858 --> 01:23:21,599
(THEY LAUGH)
1227
01:23:21,660 --> 01:23:26,836
Welcome aboard, Captain.
And welcome to your lady pig friend.
1228
01:23:26,897 --> 01:23:28,968
Look out! Argh!
1229
01:23:43,278 --> 01:23:45,918
The captain must have his sword.
1230
01:23:45,981 --> 01:23:47,516
RIZZO: Whoa!
1231
01:23:47,582 --> 01:23:49,493
GONZO: Wow!
1232
01:23:49,550 --> 01:23:52,394
(JIM YELLS)
1233
01:23:52,887 --> 01:23:55,366
Captain!
1234
01:23:55,422 --> 01:23:57,698
Fight, you idiots!
1235
01:24:03,496 --> 01:24:05,407
Captain!
1236
01:24:06,165 --> 01:24:07,735
Here!
Ha!
1237
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,109
Hii-yah!
1238
01:24:10,168 --> 01:24:13,411
All right.
No more Ms. Nice Guy.
1239
01:24:14,039 --> 01:24:18,714
No one maroons me and gets away with it.
Hii-hii-hii-hii-yah!
1240
01:24:25,314 --> 01:24:28,784
It's good to see you alive.
Thank you.
1241
01:24:28,851 --> 01:24:31,660
Geronimo!
1242
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,631
What am I gonna do?
1243
01:24:33,689 --> 01:24:36,794
Come on!
Come on, you!
1244
01:24:36,857 --> 01:24:38,734
Sorry.
1245
01:24:38,793 --> 01:24:42,172
En garde!
Mi casa es su casa.
1246
01:24:42,229 --> 01:24:44,538
I'll make cheese out of you.
1247
01:24:44,597 --> 01:24:46,702
(MARTIAL ARTS CRY)
1248
01:24:48,768 --> 01:24:50,872
Cucaracha!
1249
01:24:51,770 --> 01:24:53,181
Ha!
1250
01:24:54,606 --> 01:24:57,644
Come on, Jerry.
He's just a kid.
1251
01:25:06,383 --> 01:25:09,660
OK. OK, OK. OK, I give.
Uncle. Uh...
1252
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:11,961
I'm dead.
1253
01:25:13,589 --> 01:25:15,227
(GROWLING)
1254
01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:17,601
Mr. Bimbo, help!
1255
01:25:18,494 --> 01:25:20,666
(GRUNTING)
1256
01:25:23,364 --> 01:25:24,741
(BEAKER MEEPS)
1257
01:25:25,266 --> 01:25:27,905
(CANNON)
TRELAWNEY: Am I dead?
1258
01:25:31,371 --> 01:25:33,317
LIVESEY: Wonderful!
1259
01:25:34,207 --> 01:25:38,553
Mr. Bimbo,
that was some amazing swordplay!
1260
01:25:42,481 --> 01:25:44,791
Watch out, Mr. Arrow.
1261
01:25:49,086 --> 01:25:52,192
Aren't you supposed to be
fighting against us?
1262
01:25:52,256 --> 01:25:54,758
Are you kiddin'?
I love you guys.
1263
01:25:54,824 --> 01:25:57,430
BOTH: Hm.
(LAUGHS)
1264
01:25:58,361 --> 01:26:00,602
Cowabunga!
1265
01:26:00,663 --> 01:26:02,266
Ow!
1266
01:26:02,331 --> 01:26:04,072
Come on! Fight!
1267
01:26:04,133 --> 01:26:06,135
Where are you?
1268
01:26:06,201 --> 01:26:07,009
Hm.
1269
01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:15,352
And as for you...
1270
01:26:15,877 --> 01:26:18,152
Oh. (WHIMPERS)
1271
01:26:18,211 --> 01:26:20,418
Silver!
1272
01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:22,016
Mm-hm.
1273
01:26:22,516 --> 01:26:24,358
Ha!
1274
01:26:28,621 --> 01:26:31,829
Ha! Ha!
1275
01:26:31,890 --> 01:26:34,894
Pick on somebody your own size.
1276
01:26:38,195 --> 01:26:40,698
Ha!
1277
01:26:45,768 --> 01:26:47,770
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yeah!
1278
01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:51,116
Yes! Smolly! Yes!
1279
01:26:55,443 --> 01:26:59,083
BENJAMINA: Yes!
Ha-ha, Silver! (HUMS)
1280
01:27:00,047 --> 01:27:03,028
Ha-ha! Ho-ho!
Not bad for an amphibian.
1281
01:27:03,083 --> 01:27:06,620
♪ Smolly, Smolly, he's our man! ♪
♪ If he can't do it, no one can! ♪
1282
01:27:06,686 --> 01:27:08,859
(THEY CHEER)
1283
01:27:11,324 --> 01:27:13,462
Excuse me.
Pardon?
1284
01:27:13,525 --> 01:27:15,971
Ooh!
(GASPS)
1285
01:27:16,395 --> 01:27:18,466
Oh!
1286
01:27:19,331 --> 01:27:21,503
(CLEARS THROAT)
1287
01:27:24,435 --> 01:27:27,381
I'm a frog,
you know, slippery hands?
1288
01:27:32,609 --> 01:27:35,987
I never believed
that violence solved anything.
1289
01:27:36,045 --> 01:27:40,755
Really?
Allow me to disagree, Captain.
1290
01:27:40,816 --> 01:27:45,662
Kill him and you'll have to kill me.
Kill Jim and you'll have to kill me.
1291
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:47,825
Kill Gonzo and you'll have to kill me.
1292
01:27:47,889 --> 01:27:53,463
Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo and
you'll have to... negotiate strenuously.
1293
01:27:53,527 --> 01:27:58,032
Going somewhere, John-John?
(BOARS GRUNT)
1294
01:28:00,099 --> 01:28:02,079
Well, Mr. Hawkins.
1295
01:28:02,134 --> 01:28:07,105
It seems your little family
has come together against me.
1296
01:28:13,911 --> 01:28:16,084
(RIZZO LAUGHS)
1297
01:28:16,946 --> 01:28:19,119
We're doomed.
Yeah.
1298
01:28:19,182 --> 01:28:23,255
Well, I, for one,
feel better about myself.
1299
01:28:23,319 --> 01:28:28,063
Yeah, and I believe that
I have learned a valuable lesson.
1300
01:28:28,957 --> 01:28:31,402
Shut up!
1301
01:28:54,679 --> 01:28:56,852
(THUD)
1302
01:29:07,456 --> 01:29:09,299
Silver!
1303
01:29:14,529 --> 01:29:17,373
I suppose you'll be blowing
the whistle on me.
1304
01:29:17,432 --> 01:29:23,404
Suppose I will. You have to
return to Bristol to stand trial.
1305
01:29:24,405 --> 01:29:28,011
I'm sorry.
I got a terrible fear of hanging.
1306
01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:36,525
We're shipmates, aren't we?
1307
01:29:37,416 --> 01:29:40,556
Gentlemen of fortune together.
1308
01:29:42,987 --> 01:29:45,627
Give us one more chance?
1309
01:29:54,798 --> 01:29:57,300
Oh, hell, Jim.
1310
01:29:57,366 --> 01:29:59,642
I could never harm you.
1311
01:29:59,702 --> 01:30:02,979
You're honest and brave and true.
1312
01:30:04,372 --> 01:30:09,685
You didn't learn that from me.
I learnt it from my friends.
1313
01:30:09,744 --> 01:30:15,455
Take your oars and row away.
I never want to see you again, ever.
1314
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:23,693
Oh, Jim!
1315
01:30:29,627 --> 01:30:31,628
'Tis a shame, really.
1316
01:30:31,695 --> 01:30:34,835
We'd have made a great team, Jim.
1317
01:30:52,614 --> 01:30:56,425
Well done.
Your father would be proud.
1318
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:02,596
Captain, I have distressing news.
1319
01:31:02,655 --> 01:31:09,663
One of the jolly boats is missing,
and I know that it was terribly unsafe.
1320
01:31:30,613 --> 01:31:33,184
(LAUGHTER)
Argh!
1321
01:31:33,249 --> 01:31:34,660
Argh!
1322
01:31:35,717 --> 01:31:36,889
This is not fun.
1323
01:31:36,951 --> 01:31:39,022
Flaubert, meet Da-da.
1324
01:31:39,087 --> 01:31:41,966
Ready to sail, sir.
1325
01:31:42,023 --> 01:31:46,698
Where to, Captain Hawkins?
To wherever the wind may take us!
1326
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:49,865
Off to Zanzibar,
to meet the Zanzibarbarians.
1327
01:31:49,929 --> 01:31:53,069
Oh, brother.
Here they go again.
1328
01:31:53,132 --> 01:31:54,770
(LAUGHTER)
1329
01:31:54,834 --> 01:31:59,111
(STEEL BAND PLAYS
"SAILING FORADVENTURE")
1330
01:32:19,721 --> 01:32:24,192
♪ ( "LOVE POWER" ♪
♪ BY ZIGGY MARLEY AND THE MELODY MAKERS) ♪
1331
01:32:25,060 --> 01:32:27,232
♪ Love power ♪
1332
01:32:32,133 --> 01:32:34,134
♪ Love power ♪
1333
01:32:35,035 --> 01:32:37,072
♪ Love power ♪
1334
01:32:37,971 --> 01:32:40,041
♪ A little love power ♪
1335
01:32:40,940 --> 01:32:43,750
♪ Stronger than the hurricane ♪
1336
01:32:43,809 --> 01:32:46,652
♪ And softer than the summer rain ♪
1337
01:32:48,346 --> 01:32:51,259
♪ Love power ♪
♪ What kind ofpower? ♪
1338
01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:54,353
♪ A little love power ♪
♪ It can lift you up ♪
1339
01:32:54,418 --> 01:32:57,092
♪ Lift you up when you get low ♪
1340
01:32:57,154 --> 01:33:00,135
♪ And make yourlife ♪
♪ bright as the rainbow ♪
1341
01:33:00,190 --> 01:33:02,465
♪ Whoa ♪
1342
01:33:02,525 --> 01:33:05,597
♪ There ain't no sun in the morning sky ♪
1343
01:33:05,661 --> 01:33:07,663
♪ Whoa oh oh oh-oh ♪
1344
01:33:08,797 --> 01:33:12,301
♪ Breeze ain't blowing ♪
♪ and the bird don't fly ♪
1345
01:33:12,367 --> 01:33:14,369
♪ Whoa oh oh oh-oh ♪
1346
01:33:15,703 --> 01:33:18,513
♪ Then someone kind reaches out a hand ♪
1347
01:33:18,572 --> 01:33:22,519
♪ And smiles a warm sweet smile ♪
1348
01:33:22,575 --> 01:33:25,681
♪ And then your heart ♪
♪ come to understand ♪
1349
01:33:25,745 --> 01:33:28,954
♪ What make the world spin, ♪
♪ where the magic begin ♪
1350
01:33:29,015 --> 01:33:33,326
♪ Someone to believe in ♪
♪ Feel so good when everybody feel ♪
1351
01:33:33,385 --> 01:33:36,263
♪ Love power ♪
♪ There's no higher power ♪
1352
01:33:36,320 --> 01:33:39,233
♪ A little love power ♪
♪ Nothing in the world ♪
1353
01:33:39,290 --> 01:33:42,134
♪ Stronger than the hurricane ♪
1354
01:33:42,193 --> 01:33:44,604
♪ And softer than the summer rain ♪
1355
01:33:46,696 --> 01:33:49,609
♪ Love power ♪
♪ Everybody feel it ♪
1356
01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:52,578
♪ A little love power ♪
1357
01:33:52,635 --> 01:33:55,411
♪ It lift you up when you get low ♪
1358
01:33:55,471 --> 01:33:58,314
♪ And make yourlife ♪
♪ bright as the rainbow ♪
1359
01:33:58,373 --> 01:34:00,546
♪ Whoa ♪
1360
01:34:00,608 --> 01:34:04,078
♪ So many people they feel so bad ♪
1361
01:34:04,145 --> 01:34:06,283
♪ Whoa oh oh oh-oh ♪
1362
01:34:06,346 --> 01:34:10,658
♪ Yeah, they make the money, ♪
♪ but they still so sad ♪
1363
01:34:10,717 --> 01:34:12,718
♪ Whoa oh oh oh-oh ♪
1364
01:34:13,819 --> 01:34:17,130
♪ Nobody told them that ♪
♪ it ain't that stuff ♪
1365
01:34:17,190 --> 01:34:20,398
♪ That makes life worthwhile ♪
1366
01:34:20,458 --> 01:34:23,996
♪ 'Cause even ifyou've got enough ♪
1367
01:34:24,062 --> 01:34:27,270
♪ You got less than nothing ♪
♪ till you know for certain ♪
1368
01:34:27,331 --> 01:34:31,643
♪ Enough to put your faith in ♪
♪ It feels so good when everyone feel ♪
1369
01:34:31,702 --> 01:34:34,614
♪ Love power ♪
♪ People, can you feel it? ♪
1370
01:34:34,671 --> 01:34:37,515
♪ A little love power ♪
1371
01:34:37,574 --> 01:34:40,417
♪ It lift you up when you get low ♪
1372
01:34:40,475 --> 01:34:43,513
♪ And make yourlife ♪
♪ bright as the rainbow ♪
1373
01:34:44,413 --> 01:34:46,415
♪ Let me tell you now ♪
1374
01:34:46,481 --> 01:34:47,788
♪ Whoa ♪
1375
01:34:47,848 --> 01:34:49,759
♪ Feel the inspiration ♪
1376
01:34:49,817 --> 01:34:50,989
♪ Hey ♪
1377
01:34:51,052 --> 01:34:52,497
♪ Don't it feel like heaven? ♪
1378
01:34:52,553 --> 01:34:55,829
♪ It make the soul ♪
♪ and the spirit strong ♪
1379
01:34:55,889 --> 01:35:01,066
♪ When everybody come and every ♪
♪ single one, they hear the song, now ♪
1380
01:35:01,127 --> 01:35:03,572
♪ Oh, love power ♪
1381
01:35:04,630 --> 01:35:07,543
♪ A little love power ♪
1382
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:10,478
♪ Stronger than the hurricane ♪
1383
01:35:10,535 --> 01:35:14,073
♪ And softer than the summer rain ♪
♪ Can you feel it? ♪
1384
01:35:14,138 --> 01:35:15,014
♪ Oh ♪
1385
01:35:15,073 --> 01:35:17,916
♪ Love power ♪
♪ What kind ofpower? ♪
1386
01:35:17,975 --> 01:35:21,013
♪ A little love power ♪
♪ It can lift you up ♪
1387
01:35:21,078 --> 01:35:23,785
♪ It lift you up when you get low ♪
1388
01:35:23,846 --> 01:35:27,555
♪ And make yourlife ♪
♪ bright as the rainbow ♪
1389
01:35:27,617 --> 01:35:30,392
♪ It lift you up when you get low ♪
1390
01:35:30,986 --> 01:35:34,195
So, Johnny.
May I call you Johnny?
1391
01:35:34,256 --> 01:35:40,365
Stop me if you heard this one.
Why does the ocean roar?
1392
01:35:40,427 --> 01:35:41,997
Give up?
1393
01:35:42,062 --> 01:35:46,066
You would too
if you had crabs on your bottom
1394
01:35:46,132 --> 01:35:48,806
and oysters in your bed.
1395
01:35:48,868 --> 01:35:50,006
(LAUGHS)
1396
01:35:50,069 --> 01:35:52,139
Get it? Oysters? Bed?
1397
01:35:52,204 --> 01:35:54,582
Ooh, I love that one.
1398
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:59,418
I'm telling you,
I got a million more just like that.
1399
01:36:00,478 --> 01:36:04,858
♪ ( "LOVE LED US HERE" ♪
♪ BY JOHN BERRY AND HELEN DARLING) ♪
1400
01:36:14,223 --> 01:36:16,260
♪ Was I dumb ♪
1401
01:36:16,325 --> 01:36:19,067
♪ Or was I blind? ♪
1402
01:36:19,128 --> 01:36:23,337
♪ Or did my heartjust lose its mind? ♪
1403
01:36:23,398 --> 01:36:25,207
♪ Why'd I go ♪
1404
01:36:25,266 --> 01:36:31,705
♪ And throw our perfect dream away? ♪
1405
01:36:31,772 --> 01:36:34,547
♪ Oh, looking back ♪
1406
01:36:34,607 --> 01:36:37,679
♪ I'll never know ♪
1407
01:36:37,743 --> 01:36:41,417
♪ How I ever let you go ♪
1408
01:36:41,479 --> 01:36:46,053
♪ But destiny could see we deserved ♪
1409
01:36:46,117 --> 01:36:50,428
♪ To have another day ♪
1410
01:36:51,488 --> 01:36:55,060
♪ Love led us here ♪
1411
01:36:56,125 --> 01:36:59,800
♪ Right back to where we belong ♪
1412
01:36:59,862 --> 01:37:04,105
♪ We followed a star and here we are ♪
1413
01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:08,774
♪ Now heaven seems so near ♪
1414
01:37:09,837 --> 01:37:13,410
♪ Love led us here ♪
1415
01:37:14,475 --> 01:37:17,478
♪ Love led us here ♪
1416
01:37:20,814 --> 01:37:22,725
♪ I confess ♪
1417
01:37:22,782 --> 01:37:25,660
♪ It's sad but true ♪
♪ Sad but true ♪
1418
01:37:25,718 --> 01:37:29,928
♪ I lost myself when I lost you ♪
1419
01:37:29,988 --> 01:37:33,093
♪ But I held your memory ♪
1420
01:37:33,157 --> 01:37:38,469
♪ Through each lonely night ♪
1421
01:37:38,528 --> 01:37:41,065
♪ Oh, let's forget ♪
1422
01:37:41,131 --> 01:37:44,010
♪ What's gone before ♪
♪ What's gone ♪
1423
01:37:44,067 --> 01:37:47,946
♪ Now we both know so much more ♪
♪ So much more ♪
1424
01:37:48,003 --> 01:37:52,815
♪ And we've been given another chance ♪
1425
01:37:52,874 --> 01:37:57,220
♪ To make it work out right ♪
♪ Make it work ♪
1426
01:37:58,113 --> 01:38:01,491
♪ Love led us here ♪
1427
01:38:02,716 --> 01:38:06,390
♪ Right back to where we belong ♪
1428
01:38:06,452 --> 01:38:10,662
♪ We followed a star and here we are ♪
1429
01:38:10,723 --> 01:38:15,330
♪ Now heaven seems so near ♪
1430
01:38:16,395 --> 01:38:20,104
♪ Love led us here ♪
1431
01:38:20,998 --> 01:38:27,005
♪ Now, I know that ♪
♪ life can take you by surprise ♪
1432
01:38:27,071 --> 01:38:31,041
♪ And sweep you offyour feet ♪
1433
01:38:31,941 --> 01:38:35,080
♪ Did this happen to us ♪
1434
01:38:35,144 --> 01:38:38,717
♪ Or are we just dreaming? ♪
1435
01:38:38,781 --> 01:38:44,787
♪ Dreaming? ♪
1436
01:38:50,023 --> 01:38:54,267
♪ We followed a star and here we are ♪
1437
01:38:54,327 --> 01:38:58,968
♪ Now heaven seems so near ♪
1438
01:39:00,032 --> 01:39:04,036
♪ Love led us here ♪
1439
01:39:05,069 --> 01:39:09,040
♪ So take my hand ♪
1440
01:39:09,107 --> 01:39:13,521
♪ And have no fear ♪
1441
01:39:14,411 --> 01:39:18,552
♪ We'll be all right ♪
1442
01:39:18,614 --> 01:39:22,027
♪ Love led us ♪
1443
01:39:22,084 --> 01:39:26,088
♪ Here ♪